#spamfail - Twitter Hashtag

over 3 years ago

Dear spammer: You don't need to "circle back" on your previous useless email. I didn't "miss" your complete waste of time or pixels. I came to the conclusion that your offer was a self-serving piece of crap masquerading as news. #SpamFail #CircularFile

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Paul Pearson @EditorPaulP

over 3 years ago

Spammer: "Our dealer program include, Retail, Premium,..." Apparently, your program does not include proofreading. #SpamFail #GrammarCounts

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Paul Pearson @EditorPaulP

over 3 years ago

Pro tip: If you want journalists to take your unsolicited email seriously, the first step is to make sure your email has more words than emojis. #SpamFail

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LeslieO @LeslieO

almost 4 years ago

Aw, shoot! I guess I'm just too uncool to even know what a "long-term collaboration basement" is. (I have no idea.) Do you have this type of collaboration basement? Should I get started on digging one out right away? 😂 #SpamFail #EmailMarketing

LeslieO's tweet photo. Aw, shoot! I guess I'm just too uncool to even know what a "long-term collaboration basement" is. (I have no idea.)
Do you have this type of collaboration basement? Should I get started on digging one out right away? 😂
#SpamFail #EmailMarketing https://t.co/Y0NffLxkV6

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Paul Pearson @EditorPaulP

almost 4 years ago

"Hey hey - any thoughts on my last message?" You mean the unsolicited email for a product I didn't solicit and have no reason to adopt? Here's my thought: Your last message was spam. And so is this one. #SpamFail #JustGoAway

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Ulrike Wuttke 🇺🇦 (@[email protected]) @UWuttke

almost 4 years ago

Seems like I gained unknowingly a new expertise in dental care and gained an invitation to a Conference at Dubai (where I would probably feel like an imposter though) 👀 #spamfail

UWuttke's tweet photo. Seems like I gained unknowingly a new expertise in dental care and gained an invitation to a Conference at Dubai (where I would probably feel like an imposter though) 👀 #spamfail https://t.co/N5I4nBl1xg

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Paul Pearson @EditorPaulP

about 4 years ago

Free tip for spammers: If you start your pitch with "I ran across your website and read your article..." Don't pick an article that was posted two years ago. #SpamFail #WeHaveNewerStuff

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LeslieO @LeslieO

about 4 years ago

Aw, shoot! I guess I'm just too uncool to even know what a "long-term collaboration basement" is. (I have no idea.) Do you have this type of collaboration basement? Should I get started on digging one out right away? 😂 #SpamFail #EmailMarketing

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Paul Pearson @EditorPaulP

about 4 years ago

"Here's An Travel Article" (again) Here are my suggestions: 1. Fix your 🤬 grammar 2. Go away #SpamFail #WordCrimes

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Paul Pearson @EditorPaulP

over 4 years ago

“You probably missed my last email regarding the possibility of us working together.” Don’t you hate it when autocorrect changes “immediately deleted” to “missed” like that? #spamfail #probably

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LeslieO @LeslieO

over 4 years ago

Aw, shoot! I guess I'm just too uncool to even know what a "long-term collaboration basement" is. (I have no idea.) Do you have this type of collaboration basement? Should I get started on digging one out right away? 😂 #SpamFail #EmailMarketing

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Paul Pearson @EditorPaulP

over 4 years ago

Spammer: "I presume you might be very busy and may have forgotten to reply, so I thought to follow up." No, I didn't forget to send your previous wastes of time and pixels straight into the trash. And I won't forget to send this one there. Thanks anyway. #SpamFail

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LeslieO @LeslieO

over 4 years ago

Aw, shoot! I guess I'm just too uncool to even know what a "long-term collaboration basement" is. (I have no idea.) Do you have this type of collaboration basement? Should I get started on digging one out right away? 😂 #SpamFail #EmailMarketing

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Paul Pearson @EditorPaulP

over 4 years ago

"I have huge of websites..." Just... stop, OK? #SpamFail #WordCrimes

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Claire Horner-Devine @chornerdevine

over 5 years ago

Details with the deadline for submitting a poster for a conference went to my spam folder. I just found them. I missed the deadline & the organizers can't be flexible. I am so disappointed to miss this opportunity to talk about @BRAINSbites w/the BRAINS Initiative. #SpamFail

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