Top Tweets for #SpamFail
Dear spammer: You don't need to "circle back" on your previous useless email.
I didn't "miss" your complete waste of time or pixels.
I came to the conclusion that your offer was a self-serving piece of crap masquerading as news.
#SpamFail #CircularFile
Spammer: "Our dealer program include, Retail, Premium,..."
Apparently, your program does not include proofreading.
#SpamFail #GrammarCounts
Pro tip: If you want journalists to take your unsolicited email seriously, the first step is to make sure your email has more words than emojis.
#SpamFail
Aw, shoot! I guess I'm just too uncool to even know what a "long-term collaboration basement" is. (I have no idea.)
Do you have this type of collaboration basement? Should I get started on digging one out right away? 😂
#SpamFail #EmailMarketing
"Hey hey - any thoughts on my last message?"
You mean the unsolicited email for a product I didn't solicit and have no reason to adopt?
Here's my thought: Your last message was spam. And so is this one.
#SpamFail #JustGoAway
Seems like I gained unknowingly a new expertise in dental care and gained an invitation to a Conference at Dubai (where I would probably feel like an imposter though) 👀 #spamfail
Free tip for spammers: If you start your pitch with "I ran across your website and read your article..."
Don't pick an article that was posted two years ago.
#SpamFail #WeHaveNewerStuff
Aw, shoot! I guess I'm just too uncool to even know what a "long-term collaboration basement" is. (I have no idea.)
Do you have this type of collaboration basement? Should I get started on digging one out right away? 😂
#SpamFail #EmailMarketing
"Here's An Travel Article" (again)
Here are my suggestions:
1. Fix your 🤬 grammar
2. Go away
#SpamFail #WordCrimes
Aw, shoot! I guess I'm just too uncool to even know what a "long-term collaboration basement" is. (I have no idea.)
Do you have this type of collaboration basement? Should I get started on digging one out right away? 😂
#SpamFail #EmailMarketing
Spammer: "I presume you might be very busy and may have forgotten to reply, so I thought to follow up."
No, I didn't forget to send your previous wastes of time and pixels straight into the trash. And I won't forget to send this one there.
Thanks anyway.
#SpamFail
Aw, shoot! I guess I'm just too uncool to even know what a "long-term collaboration basement" is. (I have no idea.)
Do you have this type of collaboration basement? Should I get started on digging one out right away? 😂
#SpamFail #EmailMarketing
Details with the deadline for submitting a poster for a conference went to my spam folder. I just found them.
I missed the deadline & the organizers can't be flexible. I am so disappointed to miss this opportunity to talk about @BRAINSbites w/the BRAINS Initiative.
#SpamFail
Not quite sure what this research has to do with Stem Cells and Gene Therapy.... #spamfail
Remeber that time you had to TRIBLE something? Like your profits?
NO?
Probably because it isn’t a WORD!
#SpamFail
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