Garry

Stay at home dad, artist, designer and prop maker.

[PowerWash Simulator @PowerWashSim]

Cleaning the dirt off the Twitter logo💦

[Raymz @nraymz]

any of you speak German who can translate this for me

[Garry @TheLostPenguin]

@YourSSE Any thoughts or explanations about this?

[Garry @TheLostPenguin]

@triciat3 @YourSSE Ha, No! They told us about the £500 two weeks ago and got an email from their debt recovery agency today. It’s nice to be treated so well by a multibillion £ company. I’m wondering if @joelycett Got Your back would be of more use than the ombudsman they don’t seem to care about?

[GigerPunk @GigerPunk]

The War Blobby.

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

“I’m a 16-year-old orphan from an East African country escaping a warzone and religious persecution... What is the safe and legal route for me?"

Conservative MP Tim Loughton asks Home Secretary Suella Braverman to explain how a refugee could reach the UK to claim asylum.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Refugees would always be welcome in my house, Tories fucking wouldn’t.

No human is illegal.
Refugees welcome.

[Garry @TheLostPenguin]

@ABridgen As one of your constituents, I'd like to thank you for taking the time out of your ministerial duties, not only to investigate this but also for your tireless work to drastically interrupt the drug supply across North West Leicestershire by personally smoking all of the crack.

[Ben & Jerry's UK 🧡 @benandjerrysUK]

The UK Government are trying to rip up the human rights of some of the most vulnerable people in society.

So, here’s a little thread of some of the things they don’t want you to be reminded of right now:

[Garry @TheLostPenguin]

@NickAdamsinUSA Parklife.

[Heinz UK & Ireland @HeinzUK]

If you need a helping hand this half term, from 26th October you can simply ‘ask for Henry’ at your nearest @Morrisons café, and you will be given a free Heinz Beanz meal.

1 meal per person per day, old or young, no questions asked, until stocks last.

[Dick and Dom @dickndom]

#GeneralElectionNow you twisted fucks.

[Garry @TheLostPenguin]

@DHLParcelUK I’ve sent you a DM. I’m a little concerned that the entry made yesterday saying delivery would take place today has been changed to tomorrow rather than a new entry being added. Firstly can you confirm if you’ve found my package that yesterday you said hadn’t been checked in?

[Garry @TheLostPenguin]

@DHLParcelUK Hi, my package was due yesterday but was delayed without reason. There have been no updates on the tracker today and I need my package by the end of the day.

[Garry @TheLostPenguin]

@jimsyjampots

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

The truth is that complainants in rape cases are waiting longer than ever for a trial - on average FOUR YEARS.

And there are not enough courts or judges when the day of trial eventually arrives.

Nor enough barristers to prosecute & defend these cases.

And it’s your fault, Dom.

[Garry @TheLostPenguin]

Since sleeping with the windows open due to the heat it’s become apparent that someone on my street has bought a cockerel.

The point is I’m very tired and I’m going to turn it into a fucking bargain bucket.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Britain chose poorly.