Lauttên Hurmsgervørdenbrøtchsøn

hot key enthusiast | incredible capacity for treachery

[Lauttên Hurmsgervørdenbrøtchsøn @TheLurn]

iPhone 14 Po

[Lauttên Hurmsgervørdenbrøtchsøn @TheLurn]

@historicallyaj Literally once you start wearing mens pants there is no going back to womens pockets. My ass doesn’t fit right but at least I can carry a normal amount of things.

[Lauttên Hurmsgervørdenbrøtchsøn @TheLurn]

@historicallyaj Dirty chai with oat milk with an extra pump of apple brown sugar.

[Santa Fe Reporter @SantaFeReporter]

Dear followers, we’re SO SO SORRY we jokingly suggested people from other towns or who haven’t heard of Zozobra might be weirded out that we gather to burn a puppet annually. We’re gonna take a break and think about what we’ve done.

[Lauttên Hurmsgervørdenbrøtchsøn @TheLurn]

I feel like the one thing that really encapsulates my soul is a sticky bowling alley floor.

[retail therapy @po__taters]

Body (fat) builder
-@TheLurn

[Lauttên Hurmsgervørdenbrøtchsøn @TheLurn]

@BrettDoesFilm And I was serious

[Lauttên Hurmsgervørdenbrøtchsøn @TheLurn]

Corpus crispy

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

wats the differents between fire and sand

sand is not helpful

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

woman: WHO ATE ALL MY RASINS?
womans brain: you ate them this morning you fool !
woman: wat is the point any more.

[sophia @soniccnurse]

no more Arizona . the world has moved past the need for Arizona

[oh @addieleighhh]

*panic induced deep cleaning*

[Lauttên Hurmsgervørdenbrøtchsøn @TheLurn]

@lewbryson I’m so pumped I just downloaded it to read at work. 👌🏽👌🏽

[Lauttên Hurmsgervørdenbrøtchsøn @TheLurn]

Hello everyone. Here’s this. I like.

https://t.co/lwwzLsd3yy

[Lauttên Hurmsgervørdenbrøtchsøn @TheLurn]

@addieleighhh Nice

[Lauttên Hurmsgervørdenbrøtchsøn @TheLurn]

Lauren “now is not the time” Hutchison

@addieleighhh

[Lauttên Hurmsgervørdenbrøtchsøn @TheLurn]

Do you guys remember going into GameStop and buying the rated M games for your younger siblings because they weren’t old enough?

[Robinson Meyer @robinsonmeyer]

Last week, for the first time since Feb, the CDC started publishing test counts.

But they didn’t match up with data reported by states.

So the volunteers of @COVID19Tracking did a totally normal thing and wrote a 55-PAGE REPORT in *FIVE DAYS* comparing CDC data with state data.

[Lauttên Hurmsgervørdenbrøtchsøn @TheLurn]

Jobs are asking for my twitter so here’s my professional Twitter now @thelaurenhutch

It’s going to be all news and politics so follow me if that matters to you.

[Lauttên Hurmsgervørdenbrøtchsøn @TheLurn]

It cost $1200 to hire can can dancers ... Guess what my stimulus check is going to get to lead me to the bar when quarantine is over??