Lyndsay Kay

Your carbon makes a star, and after all that's all we are

[Lyndsay Kay @TheMaccajubbees]

@SaintMark87 Me please for Newcastle if it’s not already gone 😁

[Lyndsay Kay @TheMaccajubbees]

Wey, that was absolutely class! @milburnmusic

[Lyndsay Kay @TheMaccajubbees]

😭😭😭

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

As we near bedtime, remember that some people here will have stripped their beds earlier today and forgotten all about it. I really feel for them.

[Lyndsay Kay @TheMaccajubbees]

@hannahlizteach I did this a year ago and left at Christmas. Best move ever! I’m in a job I love and I’m not ill/exhausted all of the time. Good luck, there are so many options out there for ex teachers 🤞🏻

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

🙌 Hands up if you've scored in four PL home games in a row 🙌

Anthony Gordon is the first Englishman to do so for Newcastle since @AlanShearer in 1999.

#NEWMUN

[Lyndsay Kay @TheMaccajubbees]

@qotsa @OVOHydro @deeptanyeah @thechatsband Never before been to a gig where I’ve been told to sit down. Travel 3 hours from Newcastle to be told to sit down. Moved to the back of the arena just to exercise my right to dance without being shouted at. Come to Newcastle next time please lads. We know how to dance!!!

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

The original giveaway has now hit 300 RT’s and @MezzalaDesigns are feeling generous so they are now doing a THIRD commemorative #NUFC print to giveaway.

To be in with a chance of winning this Schär print:

🤝 Follow @ToonPolls & @MezzalaDesigns

🔄 RT

Winner picked on Sunday.

[ToonTalk @Toon_TaIk]

Good morning Geordies,

Yeah, last night happened. You weren’t dreaming. #NUFC

🎥 @iskaholic

https://t.co/6gsrGsAjhw

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

After he got the player! Get to spec savers 🤓

[The Belfast Magpie @TheIrishMagpie]

Newcastle United 5
Aston Villa 1

RATINGS:
Pope 10
Trippier 10
Schar 10
Botman 10
Burn 10
Tonali 10 ⚽️
Bruno Guimarães 10
Joelinton 10
Almiron 10
Gordon 10
Isak 10 ⚽️⚽️

Wilson 10 ⚽️
Barnes 10 ⚽️
Longstaff 10
Murphy 10
Anderson 10

Howe 10
Tindall 10
Mehrdad & Mandy 10
Jamie Reuben 10
His Excellency 10
Bruno's barber 10
The hole in Isak's shirt 10
Ant & Dec 10
Sting 10
Cheryl 10
Honey Monster 10
That guy from GOAL 10
Geordie Dancer 10
Jimmy Nail 10
Graeme Swann 10
James Bay 10
Alan Shearer 10
Rafa Benitez 10
Tino 🇨🇴 10
Tino 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 10
All the bridges 10
That other Murphy twin 10
Every U.S Toon fan 🇺🇸 10
Pod On The Tyne 10
Maxi 10
Wor Flags 10
Every single fan at that stadium 10

#NUFC
#NEWAVL
#NUFCFans

[Lyndsay Kay @TheMaccajubbees]

Ronnies first football match @NUFC Vs @GatesheadFC #toonbeforetwo

@Scotty944 (obvs we’re losing)

[Lyndsay Kay @TheMaccajubbees]

QOTSA. That is all 🙌🏻🤘🏻

[Mike Rickwood @kailoken]

People saying “of course they can’t sing it like that, it was 17 years ago” when foo fighters were on less than 6 hours ago and belted out everlong like it was in 1997. That’s 25 years ago for those counting…
This is just terrible. #ArcticMonkeys

[Lyndsay Kay @TheMaccajubbees]

Alex Turner makes my skin crawl. Personification of ‘ick’ 🤮

How can you sing Mardy Bum in a non Yorkshire accent?!

[LM @LiamNUFC9]

unreal this😭 #NUFC

[Lyndsay Kay @TheMaccajubbees]

Now THIS is how it’s done

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

Thank you @glastonbury!!! ❤️
#glastonbury2023 #thechurnups

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

WE ARE GOING UP! 🏆

Huge congratulations on a magnificent season, @NUFCWomen! 👏👏

⚫️⚪️

[Lyndsay Kay @TheMaccajubbees]

Please can sportswear companies make football socks that ACTUALLY fit football players’ legs? Surely that’s their job?!