Marcus

Relatively normal millennial moonlighting as a salty tennis or rec soccer player. I love posting pictures of my cats - the real stars of the show.

[Marcus @TheMadcus]

Imagine being this fucking stupid @THEmikeyhopkins

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son

[Logan @TazerLad]

They literally said:

[Zariq @zariqxavier]

JB Bickerstaff arriving in Detroit (2024)

[Marcus @TheMadcus]

@itsannamargaret Only one true answer

[Shei ✌️ coloso | comms open @shei_babu]

THIS IS THE MOST EMBARASSING CART OH MY GOD WHY IS THE TAIL CURLED!!!! WHY DID IT CURLED!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

“Buddy” is the most condescending word in dude culture

[Sho @Shoyoumomo_]

In light of recent events

[Ficky @itsfickybaby]

Life comes at you fast

[Marcus @TheMadcus]

@HappyPunch Doug Pederson DONT DO THIS TO ME

[Marcus @TheMadcus]

@donaldwsjr based

[Marcus @TheMadcus]

@ParkerSpears I'd just write "God hates Jags" because football season coming up soon bby

[Marcus @TheMadcus]

@ParkerSpears They need you coach. Bring out the lawn chair.

[Marcus @TheMadcus]

@DFWDumpsterFire Making my hometown proud

[Marcus @TheMadcus]

Lost 9-4 tiebreaker btw

[Marcus @TheMadcus]

Yeeee

[Marcus @TheMadcus]

@ParkerSpears We had our chance with me whenever that time Questing Beast was printed

[Marcus @TheMadcus]

@laurianemlk @meijer_s @GlobalMatters17 @yuris @KadieBobadie @asap_gordon It’s suctioned, you’re given enough numbing drops to where even Mike Tyson couldn’t harm you in the moment, and most places give you a relaxant. I was afraid at first then literally didn’t feel a thing.

[Marcus @TheMadcus]

@ParkerSpears Dawg I can promise you there are a million things that would do it over Lasik