Bob Patterson

I draw stuff. I cook food. I write words. Sometimes I have an opinion. But mostly I just draw stuff.

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@TerrifyingWater It's a beholder. Roll for initiative.

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@RBlademaker That's a stunner.

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@NoContextHumans I don't know your dog. You don't know mine. This is 100% the fault of the owner who is lets his dog run loose. He is not controlling the situation and forcing the other owner to have to make a split-second decision for the safety of his own dog.

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@RBlademaker I could take down a loooooot of orcs with that.

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@RBlademaker That's a fine axe head right there.

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@RBlademaker @groovydouche A fine battle!

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@RBlademaker Meet Boroban Flamebeard of the Stonehammer Clan! He spent years scouting and hunting the cave and tunnels under the Grey Mountains, retiring for a time to run a smithy. But now he’s back in business serving as the Tank for his party!

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@RBlademaker Will get it up there today!!

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@RBlademaker Is it still open?

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@The0riginalDan @VintageRockN_85 This is the correct answer.

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@jasonmyrt DLR Van Halen was like a great punk band: imperfect with flashes of brilliance and a ton of attitude. They could be sloppy, but when they cooked they REALLY cooked.

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I found my first published cartoon from Dragon Magazine 188 (1992), the original artwork, and the commission contract from TSR!

Does this mean my art owned by WOTC now? @Wizards_DnD Is Grod the Goblin canon in the extended DnD universe?

#dnd #dragonmagazine #fantasyart

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@JoshReynolds24 Refs are bad across the league this year and getting worse. It's really hard to watch the NBA anymore.

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@DyingBreedTT Um… sir? A Mister Fizzlepiss Sparklystones is on line 3. He says he’d like to have a word with you. He seems agitated. 👀

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@RBlademaker The craft of creating — and decorating — a grocery bag textbook cover is a lost art. :(

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@SVG__Collection Trust me on this one…