Mal's Letters

Mom

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Dear Masked Singer,

Are you really a masked singer fan if you don't have IMDb and the internet up in other tabs than your guess list?

Yours Truly,
Mallory

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Dear Future United States Presidents,

Can we bring back facial hair, please?

Registered Voter,
Mallory

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Dear Dinner,

Well those sweet potatoes were a bust. Popcorn it is.

Love,
Mallory

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Dear The Book Woman of Troublesome Creek,

You are one of the best books I've ever read in my life. I've never been this invested in a character for a long time. Within my top three favorite books.

Love, Mallory

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Dear Mom,
Thanks for being someone I can just call in the middle of the day to tell a funny story to. You're pretty much the best!
Love, Mallory

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Dear Karen's At Microcenter,
DO NOT RAISE YOUR VOICE TO THE EMPLOYEES HERE!!
Love, Mallory

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Dear Book,
I "just one more chapter"ed until 12:30am. I *yawn* regret nothing.
Love, Mallory

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Dear Adult Coloring Books,
I mean... Thanks. For real.
Love, Mallory

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Molly fucking Wesley

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My dog just ate a slice of pizza the way that I wish I could do socially. But it's considered "rude" or "like a neanderthal" and I am "not welcome here anymore."

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Hey @BradyHaran my son just learned about Olympus Mons. He was also excited to learn that we have a planet in our solar system occupied completely by robots (rovers)!

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Great ideas do not have to be big and transformative and out-of-the-box. Great ideas are things people will like, that will solve problems, that will sustain themselves and grow.

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

because ocean sunfish weren't unsciency enough
#UnscienceAnAnimal

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@getinkbox @xoseroi @missicalvert @SharkWeek @benwarmaster the ocean waves 🌊

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Hi, I'm an Ophthalmic Tech. You may know me from my greatest hits including, "The puff of air is a screening for glaucoma." "No yours isn't the worst eyesight sight I've seen." "Yes Lasik is expensive, would you buy a cheap car and expect everything to turn out perfect for you?"

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Hi, I'm a YouTuber. You may know me from my greatest hits including, "We make money with ads," "No...not like Logan Paul," "I don't know how much money Pewdiepie makes," and "I promise, I have no idea how to get famous on YouTube."

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@VERYINTERESTlNG Actually I did. So thank you.

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@SharkWeek @Discovery @GregSkomal @WHOI @amykukulya That's wonderful!!!

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Our card was read!!!! It's the subject of National animals, is near the end.

[Hello Internet @HelloInternetFM]

Twelve Drummers Drumming https://t.co/wM2SS78xsW

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@pinchme A tie between the 1850 coffee and native deodorant

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@johngreen the gift is a bath bomb