Marshall Covert

I promise that I’m not as funny on Instagram // Lecturer at Clemson — GO TIGERS // Dead to sin, alive in Christ.

[Marshall Covert @TheMarsht]

Just witnessed a girl open sobbing while wearing a sweatshirt that read “optimist.”

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Breakfast?

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

What have we always said is the most important thing?

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@Momph21 Correction: NOBODY on this site appreciates peanut butter enough.

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@Momph21 “Hello Professor Covert”

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“Well, of Skipper Bob says so...”

[Barstool Western @BarstoolWestern]

Say you go to WKU without saying you go to WKU

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@Momph21 @Joshua_Catalano That’s the one that always makes me feel old but I talk about it every single semester. Am I a masochist?

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#snl #SaturdayNightLive #adamdriver #slow

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Nevada counting ballots like:

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@Momph21 Tbh, I miss your wife’s baking lol

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@EvanLybrand Internet/tv are usually 2nd, unless I need to get groceries, in which case they’re 3rd.

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@Momph21 Oof. That’s good.

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@ItsRayJustRay @Yung_Simba_ @suwadismiles Ellis is nicer in the quiet way. He’s more laid back and go with the flow. Ray gives more compliments and displays his niceness in an outward way. Whichever metric y’all choose is better is beyond my control.

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Scrounging around my room for hours looking for enough change to buy one box of 6 pizza bagels at POD.

[Barstool Western @BarstoolWestern]

What’s the most “poor college student” moment you’ve ever had at WKU?

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Because I have a thing for when non-traditional students assert their experience over the research in my field of study and decide I’m not worthy of their attention.

[Joel Wood @JoelWWood]

Why did you become an academic? Wrong answers only.

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Someone I went to high school with wins for sliding on ice.

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

Describe your favorite sports moment, as boring as possible.

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A guy with a bad haircut is on a road trip and seems way too invested in games of heads or tails.

[ROMINA || adventureneur @REDROMINA]

Can you describe your favorite movie as boring as possible?

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⁦@JamesNGilmore⁩, I would love to hear your unfiltered thoughts on this 😂 https://t.co/UtVwozluTz

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