The Master Ash

Egyptologist, ailurophile, book dragon. Surviving life with dark chocolate. 5'12".
she/her

[The Master Ash @TheMasterAsh]

I just got the blu-ray of The Mummy (the original one) and despite the fact that basically EVERYTHING in it is historically inaccurate, I still love it.

Would anyone be interested in a thread on all the inaccuracies?

[The Master Ash @TheMasterAsh]

I have so much to do today and I am so overwhelmed and just feel like crying. I have been in a bad depressive episode for a month and it’s just getting worse.

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

The Wyf of Bath: Verye Demure. Verye Mindefulle.

[kay taylor rea @kaytaylorrea]

Two astronauts meant to be in space for eight days are now officially stuck there for NINE MONTHS because our space program outsourced transport to private companies who’ve failed. That’s really what it comes down to, and it’s appalling. This should be worldwide front page news.

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

i don’t believe men mature later than women, i believe they’re just allowed to be more immature and have less judgement imposed on them for longer than women.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I’m so glad we went from “when they go low, we go high” to “girl, hold my earrings while I drag this weird mf”

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

DNC airs new “Freedom” ad to kick off the Democratic Convention

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

I cannot believe this moment happened…

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- How “busy you were”
- How many hours you worked

Kronk will remember:
- The poison
- The poison for Kuzco
- The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison

[The Master Ash @TheMasterAsh]

I love this. It’s just so peak American.

[Colin @ufcolin]

the european mind cannot comprehend lil jon doing georgia's roll call

[gill 💕💜💙 @DubCEq]

It becomes more and more concerning to me how clear it is people in this country do not understand how dangerous childbirth and the immediate postpartum period is

[k @krownnist]

“false rape cases are ruining men’s lives” my brother in christ even real rape cases aren’t ruining men’s lives

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

Oh my god I love him, I love that 4900 years ago the artist captured the human experience: a bellybutton and existential horror

[ree ౨ৎ | @444timelord]

the acolyte cancelled, my lady jane cancelled, shadow and bone cancelled, lockwood and co cancelled, fate winx saga cancelled, the great cancelled, the society cancelled, anne with an e, mindhunter, the alienist all cancelled… what is the point of watching anything anymore? :/

[The Master Ash @TheMasterAsh]

@EliMcCann That song gets stuck in my head so easily. Worst ride 😂

[chyea ok @chyeaok]

Pete Buttigieg on Fox is like watching a snake charmer. He just does not let them guide the conversation at all.

[Mark Greene @RemakingManhood]

4D chess level trolling

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

Just saying

[The Master Ash @TheMasterAsh]

I remember this!

[Aaron Smith @aaronsmith]

You probably know the start of this Olympic story, but do you know how it finished?

This photo is of Eric Moussambani, aka 'Eric the Eel' from Equatorial Guinea, competing in the 100m Freestyle event at the Sydney 2000 Olympics, alone.

Why?

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