Matt Beaune

Muhlenberg '20 (he/him)

[Matt Beaune @TheMattBeaune]

“Through the Fire and the Flames” is a musical theatre song and you cannot change my mind about that

[Matt Beaune @TheMattBeaune]

⁦@RedSox⁩ Bring back Mookie Betts you cowards!! https://t.co/7vmow4ki9B

[Beyond the Box Score @BtBScore]

MLB issued a statement declaring their long history of opposition to racism. They must have forgotten that the Cleveland Indians and Atlanta Braves exist and that in the present day MLB cares about racism only as much as it effects their bottom line. https://t.co/BhQNakHo8x

[Matt Beaune @TheMattBeaune]

@lydiadekok Christine nooooooooo

[Matt Beaune @TheMattBeaune]

MLB to Replace Umpires with Mascots for Shortened 2020 Season, “Just ‘Cuz” https://t.co/fEcHo6QdWG

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Happy Easter to everyone except Alex Rodriguez

[Matt Beaune @TheMattBeaune]

I’m officially a Well Mannered Grump!! Check out my first article https://t.co/WWmvzGEbt8

[Matt Beaune @TheMattBeaune]

Can we fix it? ...I don’t even know anymore 😫😭😔

[Bobsville Times @BobsvilleTimes]

William Dufris Dead, Original Voice Of ‘Bob The Builder’ Dies After Cancer Battle https://t.co/vruNh96QTK

[Matt Beaune @TheMattBeaune]

@TheGreatBambi_ Oh so now Heely’s are cool?

[Matt Beaune @TheMattBeaune]

I just saw J*m V*nV*len eating a pink donut and realized that he looks like a smart Homer Simpson

[Matt Beaune @TheMattBeaune]

@p_xerce Hey don’t bring Rhode Island into this

[Matt Beaune @TheMattBeaune]

Which came first: the orthopedist or the orthodontist?

[squeaky squeakerson @verycoolgrandad]

@MassageEnvy how much do you cost????

[Section 10 Podcast @Section10Pod]

In honor of Opening Day, we’re giving away a 2018 Red Sox World Series bat from @sluggernation. All ya gotta do is RT and be following Section 10 to enter!

[Matt Beaune @TheMattBeaune]

@gogurtfan well I guess that answers the question

[Matt Beaune @TheMattBeaune]

If @gogurtfan wrestled an alligator, who would win?

[Matt Beaune @TheMattBeaune]

I had a dream that @gogurtfan wrestled an alligator

[Matt Beaune @TheMattBeaune]

@fialaamary

[Matt Beaune @TheMattBeaune]

A true scholar finds clues to the future in the mistakes of his past

[Mr. Nick Cheney @_DJNickyC]

My friend: *Tells a joke*

Me: Haha, Vlasic

Friend: Don't you mean clas-

Me: *Opening mouth, pickle juice and brine pouring out*