MaryFiala

bird internet (she/her)

[MaryFiala @fialaamary]

oh sorry no i’m listening I was just thinking about wind-chimes

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Local Woman Horrified to Learn That Sex is Real and Not Just Made Up by SPRING AWAKENING https://t.co/34YmgKhQXG

[MaryFiala @fialaamary]

i wrote this little ditty!

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Woman Crosses Her Arms When Delayed Train Finally Arrives To Show She’s Disappointed

https://t.co/FDx1UDN8g7

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How Come Everyone Wants to Talk About The Air and Water Show but Not My One Man Show At The Annoyance?

https://t.co/H9iX3XWbhx

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The Best Valentine’s Date Locations in Chicago that Are Just Parking Lots Of Byron’s Hotdogs https://t.co/EVzQtZdom7

[MaryFiala @fialaamary]

@gulagdiva no because this was so impactful

[MaryFiala @fialaamary]

@thedthickey if i hired a bot to write a tweet from you this is what it would say and i mean that with love

[MaryFiala @fialaamary]

@thedthickey red flag get out while you still can

[MaryFiala @fialaamary]

a customer at work yesterday was wearing a “nasty woman” hat and out of the corner of my eye I thought it said “mandy patinkin”

so…. christmas is coming up if anyone was wondering what to get me

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This week we have a quick election reminder, last minute #Chicago Halloween ideas 🎃💡, and an interview with local legend Resurrection Mary 👻 AHH! https://t.co/dbgQdyGaJT

[MaryFiala @fialaamary]

Check this out! I wrote it with my silly little hands and brain!

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Five Ways to Achieve the Confidence of a College Student Cast as Jesus in "Jesus Christ Superstar" https://t.co/7f7ahOox0y

[MaryFiala @fialaamary]

@bennetturian lots of things to love here, but the tactical placement of the mike’s hard saga is really taking the cake

[MaryFiala @fialaamary]

@alisoncummins13 the minute i get $4 i’m writing you a grant

[MaryFiala @fialaamary]

@livmoorer @chi_numtot omg actually….

[MaryFiala @fialaamary]

@maddiewazowski stay strong soldier 🫡🫡

[MaryFiala @fialaamary]

i like to crop tweets before i send them to my pals

it’s that special little touch that keeps the customers happy

[MaryFiala @fialaamary]

@silber_jenny it was a soft launch

[MaryFiala @fialaamary]

all this talk about polio but little bear still has the mumps

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Andersonville Woman Devastated to Learn La Colombe Isn’t a Local Mom and Pop https://t.co/vl7fG44TuO

[MaryFiala @fialaamary]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is have a chicago flag tattoo