dan hickey

comedian, recovering clarinetist, idiot

[dan hickey @thedthickey]

is he…you know? 💅🏻

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@GingerAmero @AP public school teachers are literally human shields for their students bc your people refuse to act on gun safety. don’t you dare throw false accusations and accuse them of mistreating kids just bc you’re a gullible, self-centered cult member

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@HuffPost not this from the lady who made it legal for kids to work in factories

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@WSJ @WSJopinion with as little respect as possible, fuck this take

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@PramasApproved THE GOSPEL SAYS

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@ElectionLegal @Richard_Harambe losers supporting losers

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@gaysmr420 looking 4 a gym bud for hand workouts

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Happy Thanksgiving I lost my weed pen in my mother’s recliner

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@rtbrzil she’s dropping molly (on the shore)

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“DJ, hit the track!”

An anvil clinks. It’s Holst’s Second Suite in F Major.

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@PramasApproved SAME

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my favorite thing about dish towels is how they do not absorb a single drop of water

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girl dinner?

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people ask me what my dream job is and I say “famous”

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my dumb gay ass saw “goodcock”

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Reflecting on my profound love of sourdough toast today. 10/10 bread. I would eat piss like soup if I had a little crunchy triangle to dip in it.

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where do beautiful people get the money to travél

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hot people are a guest in the arts I don’t make the rules

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I’m at the “should I just make an espresso martini?” point of procrastination

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Mike Johnson closed DS Tequila

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enough.