Matt The Wolf

Around the way they call me Mattycakes.

[Matt The Wolf @TheMattTheWolf]

@_Sprinkles_77 I have never gone to a shady truck stop bathroom in Iowa and stuck my dick in a "@_sprinkles_77"

[Matt The Wolf @TheMattTheWolf]

@nora02000 Locating the clitoris

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@noweirm @itsdanalex This is the most depressing thing I have read in years

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@soonrightaway For sure - and the weird thing is too that it's not just erotic, it causes me think about sex in general and makes my dick hard.

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@theofinr Stop it, I already threw up today

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@favwontmiss People who really want to raise children make great parents. People who have kids because they think they might be lonely later on should not have fucking kids.

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@Cele_briX @18decimals Oh absolutely - that is like saying someone is gatekeeping basketball because I'm uncoordinated and will not make it to the NBA

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@BriaMo777 I blew MDMA up some girl's ass with a twizzler then left.

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@Cele_briX @18decimals No, it's like if someone ordered McDonald's and said "I cooked this." There is nothing wrong with ordering food, just don't say you fucking made it.

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@Roiblac_ @18decimals @XxxGookSlahyd6 Y'all motherfuckers really love using the word "cuck." I literally have a chair in the corner of my room and my girlfriend is down, come over and show me what you think that word means.

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@Denche2005 Hot Take: you are basically illiterate and had to use an LLM to write this, and do not build or make anything.

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@VistaLargaGames Oh totally man. That is a really strong stance to take... by the way what's your girlfriend's phone number?

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@itsdanalex 96. How many of your friends would come hang out with you in real life if you asked them to tomorrow?

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@THENOAH23 Mercury is in the microwave. Let's go.

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@YashHustle_22 Hot take: I will be ordering a sandwich from you at Jimmy John's soon and you will thank me for my order

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@Real_Soph1e He makes hella sick rap songs about it

https://t.co/bXbXUzN61y

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@NStchigel @MyUsernamesThis Your mom dropped herself on my head and said "BABYYYY"

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@rc8s1 @BlauNate @MyUsernamesThis I am talking about people who make "music" with AI. I have no beef with your people.

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@JohnParrot8374 @speakburgerboy @MyUsernamesThis Your original analogy could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, so I made it a little better and more accurate. Holler when you can build a car.

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@BriaMo777 Sorry officer, I'm not at liberty to discuss that.