Matty

race based comedy, as in I mostly talk about Nascar

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

Here’s a list of fun car parts:
Ball joint
Bleed nipple
Choke cable
Crank shaft
Cylinder head
O ring

[BC Highway Patrol @BCHwyPatrol]

#DYK it is an offence to drive in left lane and drive slower than vehicles in lane to right? Applies to road with two or more lanes in one direction. Slow vehicle not on right = $109 + 2 points #TicketTuesday @icbc @RoadSafetyBC @TranBC

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

That was a big oof #LetsGoOilers

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

Start a new Easter tradition where you watch all the Fast and Furious movies and witness Han rise again.

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

5.) BBQ sauce

[McDonald's 🇨🇦 @McDonaldsCanada]

oh u love nuggies? name 5 of their dipping sauces

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

They don’t have pride jerseys, but I hope McDavid and Draisaitl finally kiss

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

The #Oilers will show support for diversity, inclusion & 2SLGBTQ+ communities when they host Vegas on Saturday!

Players will use @PrideTape, the @Oil_Foundation 50/50 will support @CSGDMacEwan & the @NHL's United by Hockey Mobile Museum will be on-site in @IceDistrict Plaza.

[Tierney Rose @HallieWrites]

Seattle Thunderbirds have the only out gay player in the WHL but chose not to hold Pride Night so fans organized their own. What I didn't expect was every single Tbird using Pride tape for warmups to support their teammate

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

Making my own @McDonalds merch

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

Chicken wings and chips should be 50% off post Super Bowl

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

who’s doing wet February?

[ju @vetteljuice]

being the designated driver while the rest of the group is absolutely fucked up coming out of the club at 3am

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

@pamychoi

[Denny Hamlin @dennyhamlin]

I’m the problem?

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

@pamychoi Same

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

@ivandecker @Ivimey Elite level peripheral

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

@ryan_gunther Liberals are stealing babies to keep in test tubes

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

Christmas family dinner is a fun* time to learn the new conspiracy theories.

*not fun

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

My mom ran a daycare when I was young,and I got free childcare. You could call me a #nepobaby baby too

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

It’s a very thin line between winter wonderland and snowy hell scape

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

@AshleighTuesday I took one but it’s just a pile of bones and kinda gross to look at

[Matty @TheMattyVu]

With everyone out of the office for the holidays, I can eat a rotisserie chicken in the lunchroom in peace.