Colin Sharp

Hot Eats, Cool Tweets. He/him/his.

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

Never let anyone tell you there’s no night life in this city.

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

- Robin Williams heading into War of the Worlds by himself with a huge popcorn
- Conan O’Brien having dinner with his family
- David Cross hitting up an ATM at Bumbershoot
- Douglas Coupland buying a tree at the garden centre I worked at
- Eating lunch across from Chet Hanks

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

Top 5 celebrity sightings (in no order):
-David Cross at a Silverlake Junction party
-Kate Winslet at Malibu Ralph's
-Lighting Matthew Perry's cig outside a theater
-Peeing next to Marilyn Manson at Arclight Hollywood
-Richard Kind on a street within 24 hrs of moving to NYC

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

The expression, 'I didn't have that on my bingo card" is the dumbest
expression I've ever heard!! @ColinJost

Starting May 11th, episodes of @popculturejeopardy will release every weekday through Jun 5th on @netflix

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

@uglyblender @Cazzy Truth! Alcohol I've seen (but not even that often), smelly cans of returnables are frequent, and two weeks ago someone brought a Lime scooter on the bus. But any type of hard drugs? Never ON the bus.

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

@Cazzy I know the larger point is about Cineplex, but the best theatre in town has a bunch of screenings. https://t.co/XQBqs0tXBd

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

@Num1WarlockFan @idkCedric Aside from no ads, best feature of Pro (the cheaper subscription) IMO is that after you set your streaming services, you get an email any time a movie on your watchlist is added to a streaming service you already subscribe to. Super handy.

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

@Brocklesnitch All predominantly in the thriller/crime category:
Carnival is Over
Decision to Leave
Cairo Conspiracy
Only The River Flows
Bad Education

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

@Beefshaver Bus lanes would of course be great, but why say there’s a single bus route? There are like 4-6 busses that swing past the PNE depending on the time of day. You can add a couple more if you include people walking a block from Boundary.

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

@ayroned It was my favourite movie for a stretch when I was a kid. A nice treat if you’re a fan is watching The Hot Rock, a 70s movie with Robert Redford that has nearly the same premise.

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

@Tanya_Sabrinaaa Choosing to believe this is about me (I turned 37 today)

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

I’ve concluded that Dillon Brooks is a supporter of rigorously edited, open source knowledge.

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

@withthe_2ndpick He’s become a very good colour commentator though. You have to wonder if Stu was playing the long game.

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

I wrote and voiced a lil holiday sketch for this.

[ComedyHereOften @ComedyHereOften]

🎄🤝🥛 HOLD MY NOG is officially OUT! Our Christmas Comedy Compilation Album produced by @kevvy 🎅

🎧 Listen Now on all Streaming Platforms: https://t.co/UjQR7qb8mb

#comedyhereoften #christmas #christmasalbum #comedyalbum

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

I like chicken quesadillas

[Star Ridex @starboyridex]

What’s the lore behind your header ?

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

@DustinNickerson Only 36, but this speaks to me as someone who got knee surgery yesterday, haha.

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

It’s been 18 months. Feels like society is due for a new type of trendy water bottle.

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

I've had this in place for five years. I won't even see my own post.

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

Wild that in seven decades of existence Eurovision has given us ABBA — maybe the best pop group of all time — and a bunch of the most annoying music you've ever heard in your life.

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

No, no, the economy is doing FINE in Vancouver. It’s just a COINCIDENCE they’re adding a Return-It Recycling Depot to Shaughnessy.

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

2008

[Colin Sharp @colin_sharp]

Had a perfectly fun set tonight, but the highlight was backstage in the green room when I was the only comic on the show to correctly guess the year that Marley & Me was released.