💋𝕄𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕙𝕖𝕞💋

Trying something new with this account after my long departure. We'll see if it sticks 💋

[💋𝕄𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕙𝕖𝕞💋 @TheMayhemQueen]

I misread "Try Abstinence" on a sign as "Try Absinthe"...the people at the AA meeting were not impressed...

[💋𝕄𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕙𝕖𝕞💋 @TheMayhemQueen]

@EliteDangerous Zachary Hudson...Unfortunately...

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

went on our first date 11 years ago today and the magic’s still there 💞

[💋𝕄𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕙𝕖𝕞💋 @TheMayhemQueen]

When the police sirens passed the house I let out a sigh of relief.

For a second I thought they knew what I was up to.

[💋𝕄𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕙𝕖𝕞💋 @TheMayhemQueen]

@xLastOnex @SinowBeats Which game?

[saw quotes @jigsaw_quotes]

I only played games with peoples lives... but you... you played games with peoples hearts.

[💋𝕄𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕙𝕖𝕞💋 @TheMayhemQueen]

@BoredomDidIt As he doth glance across the table,
I know we should be able...

But my pussy is dry,
With a cold inner thigh,

I fear I am no longer stable...

[💋𝕄𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕙𝕖𝕞💋 @TheMayhemQueen]

@SinowBeats Anyone else getting Bayonets vibes with that outfit?!

[💋𝕄𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕙𝕖𝕞💋 @TheMayhemQueen]

@LockWilford Always test the temperature before sticking your dick in it Lock! Remember the mantra:

"If it melts a dildo, its not safe for your fello!"

[Mᴀʏᴀ @MayaIsLoading]

*Making a 2020 pinata*

[💋𝕄𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕙𝕖𝕞💋 @TheMayhemQueen]

Can somebody enable console commands for real life please? I'd appreciate it. ❤

[💋𝕄𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕙𝕖𝕞💋 @TheMayhemQueen]

@LockWilford So after some calculations:

A bukkake can be ALL sins!

Wrath = if your doing it as revenge on an ex

Pride = Proud of it

Lust = Bukkake

Gluttony = Overindulgence

Greed = Desire for multiple people

Sloth = you just sit there and take it

Envy = if there's another bottom

[💋𝕄𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕙𝕖𝕞💋 @TheMayhemQueen]

@LockWilford Long story short, don't settle for one sin. Aspire for all of them x

[💋𝕄𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕙𝕖𝕞💋 @TheMayhemQueen]

@LockWilford So after some calculations:

A bukkake can be ALL sins!

Wrath = if your doing it as revenge on an ex

Pride = Proud of it

Lust = Bukkake

Gluttony = Overindulgence

Greed = Desire for multiple people

Sloth = you just sit there and take it

Envy = if there's another bottom

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

. @BorisJohnson so I punched toilet rolls from the arms of an old man in Morrisons for nothing???

[💋𝕄𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕙𝕖𝕞💋 @TheMayhemQueen]

@SmutTerry I mean if I was in battle royale I would 100% want to know if any of my classmates were into me before I strategically kill them one by one as they leave the starting area, then use the 30 second interval before the next one comes out to hide the body.

[💋𝕄𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕙𝕖𝕞💋 @TheMayhemQueen]

@SmutTerry I'll supervise!

[Smut Terry🇨🇦 @SmutTerry]

Be a superspreader of legs, not COVID.

[💋𝕄𝕠𝕚𝕣𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕪𝕙𝕖𝕞💋 @TheMayhemQueen]

@BoredomDidIt Thankfully my brand new ShamWow™ can solve this problem! (Not Sponsored)

[Karen From Finance @BoredomDidIt]

When the woman squirts while you’re going down on her