Macho Macho Sam

Co-host of ‘Never be Game Over’ - a video game podcast that has been described as better than sex... with a cheese grater. Tubby funster & Blades fan 🎮 ⚔️🔴⚪️

[Macho Macho Sam @superfacemitch]

News Producer: Look, desperate times call for desperate measures... I’m bringing in Burbank.

Network Chief: But he’s a loose cannon, a maverick!

News Producer: I know he’s a rogue, but he might just be our last hope... oh Jesus Christ Barry, the mug, THE MUG!

[Never Be Game Over Podcast @BeOver]

Never….

[Macho Macho Sam @superfacemitch]

@SheffUnitedWay Perfect?
Sell:
-Cannon
-Robinson
-Moore

New contract:
-Anel

Buy:
-2 good strikers to supplement Campbell (One out on loan)
-2 pacy wingers
-a commanding CB and a back-up CB
-a defensive right-back to rotate with Seriki.

And in addition to the above, I win the lottery.

[Macho Macho Sam @superfacemitch]

@FreddyQuinne I presume from your Sniper Dreams you’ll want to play games where you blow people’s heads off?
PS5’s triggers give haptic feedback to make it feel more like you are firing a real gun.
You’ll feel one step closer to your eventual spree/rampage.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Sometimes I watch action movies and ask, if I was in this situation in real life, how far would I make it before failing/dying/giving up.

Like in Die Hard, there's no way I would book a six-hour flight to attend someone else's office Christmas party

[Macho Macho Sam @superfacemitch]

@SheffUnitedWay Shackleton 1/10
McCallum 6/10
Moore 6/10
O’Hare 8/10
Burrows 9/10
Souttar 10/10
Gilchrist 5/10
Campbell 11/10
Cooper 10/10
JRS 7/10
BBD 7/10
Cannon 2/10
Choudhury 8/10
Clarke 3/10
Holding 5/10

[CULTRAS: The Culture Ultras @thecultraspod]

YOU LET RUDY GESTEDE BE HEAD OF FOOTBALL OPERATIONS?! @Rovers

[Noah Snyder 🇺🇸 ⚔️ @nessman930]

As seen on r/championship

[Macho Macho Sam @superfacemitch]

@SheffUnitedWay Excellent choice of image 👍

[Macho Macho Sam @superfacemitch]

I approve of this classic Quinn and Phillips-esque big man little man partnership 👍

[Danny Hall @dannyhall04]

Blades fans, it's finally happened and the club is under now ownership - sum up how you feel in 3 words after hearing the news

#sufc #twitterblades

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

Being alone at Christmas can be challenging. People keep inviting you to things so you have to be very firm.

[Macho Macho Sam @superfacemitch]

Barry White

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Saoirse Ronan reveals she wants to play a specific musician in a biopic:

“I’m not gonna say who it is because I don’t want someone else to steal it”

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Governments should not be indebted to large donors or vested interests.

They should be indebted to the people they were elected to serve.

That means being tough on fossil fuel giants and the arms industry, not on children and pensioners in poverty!

[Macho Macho Sam @superfacemitch]

I mean… I know he’s done some bad stuff, but putting him through dog training doesn’t seem like the answer.

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Meagan Good is reportedly paying all of Jonathan Majors' bills, including child support for his daughter and $75,000 for his dog training 👀

[rpg321 @designedbyross]

Looking forward to Chris Wilder’s press conference for the announcement of Harrison Burrows to Sheffield United #sufc #twitterblades

[Macho Macho Sam @superfacemitch]

@LPSimcox Didn’t get the chance to message the other day, but you’ve always come across as a really good egg, & you’ve got my support if you ever need it ⚔️

[Lucy @crapolatombola]

Hearing reports Ed Davey has arrived at the polling station on a unicycle, covered head to toe in bumble bees.

[alan rusbridger @arusbridger]

Pyrotechnic football writing on deadline by @jonathanliew in trying to describe how badly 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 played tonight

[ste @chai_ste]

Do you remember Princess Diana's heroic defending?

[Macho Macho Sam @superfacemitch]

@EmiratesFACup Don’t tweet very often these days but as many people as possible need to say that this decision is an absolute disgrace.
The pandering to the teams who already have all the resources - at the expense of those trying to scrape by is nothing short of despicable.