Meg

Call me Emperor

[Meg @TheMegCook]

Back on Twitter after a long hiatus to resell a Thursday/Friday #Lollapalooza bundle- it's not #BTS or #TXT, but it can round out a solid festival weekend #tickets #Lollapalooza22

[Meg @TheMegCook]

🎶Tale as old as time🎶 goes into @target to pick up online order of 1 item, walks out with a lamp, a Halloween costume, and muffin mix #nowillpower

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

It doesn't matter who you are, what party you belong to, who you voted for, where you live, what religion you are, or whether you're a man or woman: mocking someone like this is inhuman.

[Meg @TheMegCook]

Never have I more embodied Liz Lemon than when I crossed the street with a slice of pizza, only to look over at the other side and audibly groan at a girl in the middle of the crosswalk, blocking traffic, posing for a cute insta- eyeroll included #longlivelemon TY @tinafeylaughs

[Meg @TheMegCook]

@Postmates Postmates, we get it, you’re #promoted

[GuideStar by Candid @GuideStarUSA]

Striving for Impact: An Impact-First Partnership Pilot with @SalesforceOrg
https://t.co/McSFw3W2iV

[Meg @TheMegCook]

Me today #CoffeeSquirrel #coffeediet (s/o to @Gothamist) https://t.co/KvI3fCdNbk

[Meg @TheMegCook]

2018, where 1,600 men who weren’t witness or victim need to validate a sexual assault.

[TIME @TIME]

"We believe survivors." 1,600 men sign a full-page ad supporting Christine Blasey Ford https://t.co/0fQEZsvK9Q

[Meg @TheMegCook]

Update: 4 trains

[Meg @TheMegCook]

My train this morning is so polite- it’s let 3 trains pass in front of us and I’m not even halfway to work! #commuterlife

[NYC Health + Hospitals @NYCHealthSystem]

Dr. Karyn Singer says loan forgiveness programs for doctors @NYCHealthSystem lifted a huge burden off her shoulders. Apply here to be a primary care doctor: https://t.co/FZUhTeFBKV

[Meg @TheMegCook]

S/O to the businesses of NYC that strive to give back and work better for their communities and Deputy Mayor Thompson of NYC for a rousing address on service #bestfornyc @NYCService

[CNN @CNN]

"I am sick of all the chaos and the nastiness of our politics. It's exhausting, and frankly, it's depressing." Former first lady Michelle Obama urges Democrats to turn out for the midterm elections, telling them "democracy continues with or without you." https://t.co/9Kyfamwony

[CNN @CNN]

A satellite successfully tested its new space-cleaning technology as part of a plan to clean up the thousands of pieces of rubbish floating around Earth's orbit https://t.co/Mieh5L6DLK

[Meg @TheMegCook]

Me hiding from my problems #floodrat

[Gothamist @Gothamist]

Video: Subway Flood Rat Is All Of Us Today https://t.co/m12hXCF8jR

[Meg @TheMegCook]

This is the kind of drama I expect from Shondra Rhimes, not reality #scandal #wheresOlivia

[WNYC 🎙 @WNYC]

Chris Collins said last month that he would not seek re-election, then he changed his mind. https://t.co/jA7QKSdw04

[Meg @TheMegCook]

Took a packet of sugar out of my desk and dumped it into my coffee.
That packet of white sugar was just a really faded blue packet of zero cal sweetener #trashcoffee #illstilldrinkit

[Meg @TheMegCook]

@robins36 THE BEST take on it I’ve heard #imgrouchyandiknowit

[Meg @TheMegCook]

Anyone ask you to smile today? Same #toxicpositivity #imnothappybutitschill https://t.co/uMq6iGy4o5

[Meg @TheMegCook]

Pressed skip on my phone 5x before realizing it was connected to the office music rather than my headphones #oops #skipcrazy