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Nah

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https://t.co/dU30JZIrh8

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Oh fuck yeah

This my shit

[SurfSkateThrash @SurfThrash]

Black Sabbath
Planet Caravan
Paranoid (1970)

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@halleberry Still an absolute would.

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I like the theory that who you are when you're drunk is who you really are because that would mean that I'm a really friendly goober who likes to get a little bit philosophical from time to time.

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@DisaffectedPod I practice it daily

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@Intel_Dork Great shirt. My favorite of theirs.

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@Lionspectre I jokingly referred to it as "Latina Dating Simulator" in mixed company. It didn't land.

[Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity]

To be unvaccinated during covid was to be:

Hated, pressured, vilified, mocked, punished, ostracised and scapegoated.

And yet, despite all of this...

We were 100% right the whole time.

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@DisaffectedPod I live by the motto "stupid wife, stupid life" and it's paying dividends. (She thinks it's funny too)

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@piyush100x Literally every aspect of my life improved after getting married, including my wealth.

Sorry nobody wants you bro. Maybe work on that.

[John Watches Horror @Y2John84]

Some people meditate. I watch RoboCop.

[StayAtHomeDadBod 🇺🇸 @theres10cue]

In case you don’t understand what stage of democracy we are in:

A mass murderer with a ‘never sniff a jail free card’ sat in a room full of self-aggrandizing, scumbag politicians today and told them to pound sand over 100 times, then left in a motorcade with enough personal attorneys to roster an NBA basketball team, got in his private jet, and went back to living his best life.

All so these same scumbag politicians could look like they’re fighting for the little guy, even though they won’t pass simple legislation that over 80% of Americans want.

But, yeah, remind me again how we’re the greatest country on Earth.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

It’s 1996. You just came home from Pizza Hut.

The first 45 seconds of this VHS you rented from the store your buddy’s dad owns are about to send you to levels of hype you thought weren’t possible.

Everybody’s American. You’re in paradise. You have no idea what’s coming.

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@LizzyStarrrdust I'm working on it ok?

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@DisaffectedPod The most painful thing about what you said is that it's true and I recognize it in myself. I don't think anyone is immune and that's what's scary.

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@LauraLoomer @ab3army Sign up your closest male relative to fight.

Do it.

I dare you.

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@LizzyStarrrdust My wife has renounced feminism. Make of this what you will.

[🏴‍☠️Kentucky Rebel Scum🏴‍☠️ @BonafideKRS]

Goddamn, I’m tired of this place. Just forget I said anything

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@DanielHBoland what do you tell your barber to do to your hair and can I copy it?