Chris Messecar

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

My Thermo final was like the economic collapse of 2008, it went downhill pretty fast.

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

Society is at a place where a couple can walk into a coffee shop, take a selfie, and walk out. Like that's a social norm now.

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

@pclawson30 haha he is always explaining the part we are stuck on!!

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

@showtime841 we are going to leave it as an option haha

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

The average on my Thermo test was 58.

It was open book open notes.

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

Just want someone to play blackjack with

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

I just watched a short video so I could enjoy 30 mins of ad free music, and Spotify decided to play 1 more ad. I'm pretty upset
#justupgrade

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

$30 to balance my tires that might not even need to be balanced? What a deal, I can't afford not to.

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

Everyone should just be thankful I'm not president, I would show you some change

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

Salesman: "Hey, what brings you in today?"
Me: "I'm in college, broke as hell, and needed a warm place to stand. That's what brings me in"

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

Cowboy's sweet jerseys for Monday night football.

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

Whenever I pay with exact change I assure the cashier that they do not need to count it, I am an engineer.

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

Most days I just wish I was a little smarter.

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

I had dinner last night for 72 cents. Not sure if I'm in college, or just homeless.

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

Why is it that every time I send someone an emoji it's like I picked up my grandma's phone.

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

People out here waiving to me after they cut me off. Just because you waive doesn't mean I let you in, you're still a dick.

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

Hey @Trenintendo, sorry for giving you the Nazi Solute when I saw you on campus. Still not sure how that happened.

Sincerely yours,
-Fuhrer

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

Hey dude, 11:47pm is not the time to hammer a nail into your wall so you can hang that sick new poster you got at Bronco Bash.
STFU

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

When a blind guy says, "I think I've seen you around campus"...

[Chris Messecar @TheMessecar]

@showtime841 are you still training to be a Pokemon master?!?