How to name your child. Versión latina:
☆What you are OBSESSED with (could be a sports team or tv character)
☆Religion
☆Last name
☆Perhaps a second last name?
Example: Gokú de Jesús Lopez Rodriguez
Not the old ass man having to find fake "love" through prostitutes cuz his wife doesn't love him anymore and still finds the time to talk shit too 💀 dude's like 80. Someone give this man some oatmeal and tell him to sit his ass down.
Wish I had my own house in the middle of nowhere right about now bc I have an unceasing urge to scream at the top of my lungs but I can't because it's almost 2 a.m and that's socially frowned upon unless reason is applied, which is not.