Mike (one of dozens)

Lifelong learner. Government Hack. Nobody here can dance like me.

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

Will vote against my own interests for coffee.

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

@difficultpatty You’re just living the dream over there (my vote is for the middle one)

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[HellCatMaddy @Madmaddingcrowd]

“No sex scenes and the food looks horrible.”

Sounds like dinner with my wife!

[💫 Nova 💫 @supernova_freak]

Let's play doctor! I'll be the doctor.

You owe me $9,800.

[Ȓ̶̳y̵̨̎ @RavenBrood81]

Making it through Monday is its own reward. But just in case, here’s a cookie.

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

@niviara999 Because you’re no snitch?

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

@lunaxstereo No, we’re cool now, I subscribed to their friendship!

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

Gonna start proactively unfollowing accounts that are probably AI bots.

No offense to said bots, but I don’t think they have the programming to be offended (yet) so

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

@lunaxstereo Thanks, Caly 😁

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

I’m bettering myself physically, mentally and emotionally.

[taytay @healingitall]

outgrowing the people you love is the worst kind of heartbreak

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

@staceeyeewell Boogie woogie woogie?

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

@jurassicjells

[Alexander Reed @UllrSun]

Show me more places to leave my fingerprints.

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

@PracticalBedlam Well, you wanna be able to hear the call, don’t you? 😎

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

“Blue city people, buncha belly itchers if you ask me”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump says blue cities are dirty and smell and the people are not clean: We don't have problems with the Republican-run cities.

[Seen on the Internet @FunnySight]

🤣🤣🤣

[Tater Magoo-ish @PlantRobinson]

@DickCraven81025 In 2 weeks.

[🌖D͛⦚e͛⦚ F͛⦚r͛⦚o͛⦚n͛⦚s͛⦚a͛⦚c͛⦚🌔 @Okochobeef]

Share a sunset with the one you love or a reasonable facsimile.