Michael Eakins

[Michael Eakins @TheMikeEakins]

@BigScreenOH @Angry_Staffer I don’t think FDR and his doctors kept bragging he had a 36” waist and was in perfect physical and mental health, like Trump and his doctor do.

[Michael Eakins @TheMikeEakins]

Hey @stickermule can you run a deal for...

T-shirts!

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[Michael Eakins @TheMikeEakins]

@henderob That’s great! Now we need Funko Pop figures!

[Michael Eakins @TheMikeEakins]

@Mar50cC5O @mcuban Anecdotal evidence, like dog eating in Ohio?

[Michael Eakins @TheMikeEakins]

@LeadingReport I'm not gonna hold my breath waiting for that affadavit. It’s the Republican refrain, a loss is always because the other side cheated. That song is so worn out.

[Michael Eakins @TheMikeEakins]

@ImMeme0 It’s not true, no matter how many times you say it and twist the facts around. If Reoublicans cared about vets, they would not have stopped bills aimed at giving them more help.

[Michael Eakins @TheMikeEakins]

@The_khemist @historyinmemes I’d take that bet, because there were no divers to help him. Some of his secrets have been passed down through generations. It was dangerous.

[Michael Eakins @TheMikeEakins]

@wblmuns @timecaptales @historyinmemes Yes, he was in the crate. There are magicians and escape artists who know how it was done, but it was still a dangerous stunt. He was quite the daredevil.

[Ohio Dept of Health @OHdeptofhealth]

Social distancing works. We are all #InThisTogetherOhio. https://t.co/jU4ZAkm3Py

[Michael Eakins @TheMikeEakins]

Patriotism.

[XBOX @XBOX]

RT for a chance to be the King of Consoles with a custom Xbox One X and see #GodzillaMovie in theaters May 31! #GodzillaXboxSweepstakes

NoPurchNec. Ends June 7. Rules: https://t.co/2mFrwIFxKW

[Michael Eakins @TheMikeEakins]

@CHMcConnell Sorry to hear this. I enjoyed it very much.

[Michael Eakins @TheMikeEakins]

The Important Distinction Explains How Trump Relates To Men, Women Differently https://t.co/K7FPZbvdo4

[Michael Eakins @TheMikeEakins]

@girlposts That’s hilarious!!!

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

BAHAHAHAHA https://t.co/D84d3s3l2j

[Michael Eakins @TheMikeEakins]

Kaiju MMA #godzilla

[Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce]

Every card trick ever:
1. Pick a card
2. One excruciating minute spent listening to a magician
3. Here's your card

[Michael Eakins @TheMikeEakins]

I hope Trump is the last passenger in the Republican Candidate Clown Car.

[Michael Eakins @TheMikeEakins]

#raptorjesus at IMAX Jurassic World.