Mike Paul

Life’s A Risk Carnal

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@Grabaka_Hitman Feed him Colby

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@Grabaka_Hitman Michael Chandler type fight IQ. Smh

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@bitcoinpanda69 The low neuroticism footropic is some gsb

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@Grabaka_Hitman Has to be the most brutal finish in women’s MMA since Valentina head kicked Jesica Eye to ano Th er dimension

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@arielhelwani 7 at best

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@kimmonismus OnlyfAIns is next

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

On a weekend getaway with the lady friend and found the same copy I had as a kid at a used bookstore

Gonna walk precisely 7,000 steps around town

Then head back to our suite where I’ll fireman carry the lady friend around

Before lifting and depositing her on the bed

To perform unspeakable acts

That we’ll cap off with 10 pages of reading in bed in satisfied silence

Now that’s some GSB

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@DaveShapi Thanks for the share. Ran a comp of your stack vs mine through AI after uploading all of my gi labs and going to make a few sensible adds to what I've got going on. Cheers to fewer "tummy aches" and farts so loud I wake my lady friend and myself up from a dead sleep.

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@DaveShapi Dealing with some similar gut issues of my own and will run your findings through my personalized results.

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@Cheguevoblin Dealing with some sneaky ass mold in my home rn, so it even tops women with fake nails, flat asses, and who take longer than 15 minute showers on my shit list

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@DovySimuMMA I don’t

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@acdmma_ Zzzzzzzz

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@Cheguevoblin The strims were gsb

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@theunipcs God willing

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@Jomboy_ This is fucking fantastic

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@ChadMoriyama Agreed. If Conforto got 17M for doing absolutely nothing, give Miggy that much as a lifetime achievement award .

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@BlakeHHarris Nerves so shot I'm getting nervous just looking at that

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@ColeYoungFan perfectly petty

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

@ChadMoriyama This is why I literally wrote Doc in for President on last. November’s ballot

[Mike Paul @TheMikePaul]

LET YOUR FUCKING NUTS HANG LA