The Minist£r

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[The Minist£r @TheMinister05]

Client: “How much is content strategy + social media management?”
Me: “Starts from ₦250k, depending on your objectives.”
Client: “Can you do ₦150k?”
Me: “Ahhh, leave me abeg 😭”

[The Minist£r @TheMinister05]

Client: “How much is content strategy + social media management?”
Me: “Starts from ₦250k, depending on your objectives.”
Client: “Can you do ���150k?”
Me: “Ahhh, leave me abeg 😭”

[The Minist£r @TheMinister05]

@Radha_AI All

[The Minist£r @TheMinister05]

I looked at him.
He looked back at me with the calm energy of a man who had just made a decision he could not unmake.
On the TV behind his mother’s head, a Durex advert was playing.
And I think that’s what gave him the idea.
To be continued. 😇

[The Minist£r @TheMinister05]

At first I told myself to be patient.
She is his mother. She raised him. She means well.
I repeated this every morning like a prayer.
It stopped working around week three.

[The Minist£r @TheMinister05]

My husband leaned over and whispered something in my ear.
I thought he was going to say let’s just go to bed.
Instead he said
“I think we should stop hiding.”

[The Minist£r @TheMinister05]

I knew my marriage was in trouble the day my mother-in-law moved in and announced with her full chest that it would only be for two weeks.
That was six months ago.
She is still here.

[The Minist£r @TheMinister05]

Anyway.
I put my phone down.
My date had moved on from chewing to explaining to me, unprompted, why he thinks women are too emotional for leadership.
I called the waiter
Asked for the bill
And left with more clarity than I arrived with
#Storytelling #MarketingTips #BrandStrategy

[The Minist£r @TheMinister05]

I should have left the moment he walked in.
He was twenty minutes late, didn’t apologize, pulled out the chair like he was doing me a personal favour, and sat down with the energy of a man who had never been held accountable for anything in his entire life.

[The Minist£r @TheMinister05]

I sat there in that restaurant, bad date across from me, and thought
this woman understands something that most people selling things will never understand.
Nobody is buying fabric.
They are buying how they are going to feel at that wedding.

[The Minist£r @TheMinister05]

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