Mr. Roy

Security Advisor for Atlas-McDowell. Love romantic comedies and hypodermic needles.

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

I just got a job offer at the TSA. #rubiconned

[Orbitz @Orbitz]

Win a #free trip for two to Hawaii! Follow @Orbitz & RT this msg to be eligible - http://ow.ly/3c02a - Erin #giveaway

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

Mister Roy is distraught and has a full syringe. #bye-bye #itsbeenreal

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

@truxtonspangler Not yet. I'm having a hard time finding four leaf clovers in this weather. Do you have a supplier? #planb

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

I want to be part if the gang! And I'm the only one with a car! #feelingleftout #unclearifimemployed #rubicon

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

@tanyamacgaffin Maybe you could get him drunk for me and I'll take it from there. #zing!

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

@milesfiedler @FXNetworks @thewilltravers @truxtonspangler @juliaharwell @grant_test_api Mister Roy likes Justified too! #anyoneneedabadguy?

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

@Andy_Apt_C @TheWillTravers Will's somewhere near the border and I'm hiding in the potted plant by the door. I'm heading for Putnam Station.

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

Nobody panic. I have everything under control. I'm in @thewilltravers apartment as we speak. Will report back. #AMCwelcometomyshitlist

[Aimee Mann @aimeemann]

No one ever talked about it, but I watched Rubicon and LOVED IT. And now it is canceled!! THAT STINKS!!!!

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

Oh for the love of... do I LOOK like a man who wants to follow Soleil Moon Frye to you? Really Twitter? REALLY? #misterroyiscrabby

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

can't answer his phone right now @truxtonspangler. He's drunk and crying in the arms of a woman he doesn't even know. #rubiconfail #amcfail

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

@JillButt right behind you. Peek!

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

Maybe I'll move to Baltimore. Run for the Senate.

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

@truxtonspangler See you in Brazil. #wetried #ruiconnomore

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

Great! Now who am I supposed to kill? #Rubicon #sniffle

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

I'm watching Kale Ingram sculpt a bust of Mozart out of cheese while he cries. I take it he's out of a job?

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

Twitter is now suggesting that I follow Satan. Was it something I said? #rubicon

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

Mister Roy has a bad feeling. Maybe this evening's APIRetreat schedule will cheer him up. #rubicon #hopeyoulikegettingpoked

[Mr. Roy @TheMisterRoy]

Open Letter to AMC: You think Zombies are scary? You haven't seen me in a state of advanced anger. #renewrubicon #wehideinplainsight