NotReallyBillPickle

Not Actually Willie Mitchell but I met an orca once.

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

weird being sober this long again #BecauseItsTheCup

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

Wait. Yep. Still drunk. #winning #StanleyCupChamps

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

nothin gets you fans' love like scoring in the playoffs. Prolly shouldn't tell em i forgot i wasn't a Canuck when I shot on Bobby Luo.

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

@NAWiskey Why? That's no way to show appreciation after I personally talked to coach about getting you on roster after JJ left.

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

@NAWiskey make it back up to Manch ok? heard weather got bad after left.

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

Going w/my boy @NAWiskey! He's overdue RT: MonarchsHockey For a signed Hickey poster, who will score the #Monarchs first goal tonight?

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

Whiskey just needs a couple games under his belt while Im out to prove himself. Making that transition from AHL is a hard one.

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

@NAWiskey what? why? are you mad Slava got the call up instead? you know he speaks in English, not
russian to me.

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

@NAWiskey wait i though scooter was on ir. didnt know got sent down to Manch

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

@NotTheHandofZus What r u talking about? You bought me shots in Phoenix. Stop joking like that, dude. Makes me paranoid.

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

@AmeriJack3 Of course! Love any holiday with corresponding themed bikinis for the ladies. Great way to honor this country.

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

@AmeriJack3 Finest holiday on the calendar.

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

The phone lines are down at Popcornopolis? Someone better check on @Nawiskey.

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

#junewish I can be sure this will come true this month: Not fall on my teammates and force a turnover.

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

My mission in LA is now complete for the season. You're welcome, Canucks.

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

Got an A. Everyone loves Mitchy except a few people who keep pointing out my turnovers. You try remembering what goal to shoot on & block.

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

@NotMattGreene Whoa. Doctors said this might happen. No wonder I have all those texts from Drew Doughty. Anyway how did I do this season?

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

Tough loss in the playoffs, but I think #blackhawks have a real chance at the cup. Will see where I land next year. I hear LA is interested.

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

@NAWiskey My bad, now that the season is over for the Monarchs I guess you spend the summer here in LA?

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

@NAWiskey tough break on the hat, kid. DM me your address in Manchester, I'll send you a new one.