Fake Matt Greene

I am not actually Matt Greene, but I too like Hall & Oates. #LAKings

[JackMajorFakeJohnson @AmeriJack3]

Congrats USA women's soccer team on their win. Wait, we play soccer in America? #ProudAmerican

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

Yep.

[NotReallyBillPickle @theMitch33]

Wait. Yep. Still drunk. #winning #StanleyCupChamps

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

Having to sit through The Voice for Hall & Oates is torture.

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

Hey Gillis, you're out of touch.

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

My solution: Crush more water.

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

#ThingsThirstyPeopleDo Piss off Nathan Horton?

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

# #ThingsThatYouShouldKnow do not trust @TheMitch33

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

@theMitch33 Is that who you've been depending on to cover your man?

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

Go Tigers!

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

#justwinbaby Someone did not get the memo.

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

#BestThingsAboutBeingSingle Spending quality time with Mickey Rourke.

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

#welcometocali Mike Richards.

[NotWesty @LAKScapegoat]

For next season, I think I may go for more street cred. Introducing my fists: Warren G and Nate Dogg. They will be coming to Regulate. Word.

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

@theMitch33 Depends on who you ask... don't ask @NoGoalsForYou.

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

@theMitch33 You know it's 2011 right? You've already spent a year in LA.

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

@NoGoalsForYou I thought you were invited? Have you been ignoring your phone calls during your off-season goalie hibernation?

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

@NoGoalsForYou ...and oatmeal. He's always dreaming about oatmeal... or mayonaise.

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

@theMitch33 Is this because of the concussions? I know you two spent some time together—in the press box.

[Fake Matt Greene @NotMattGreene]

Now taking recommendations for acting classes.