Modern Crow

Putting the bird (🖕) back in X. movies/games/media/etc.

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

Spiderman grossing 927 million in its first weekend and Supergirl finishing its theater run under 200 million has to be the greatest example of consumers voting with there wallets.

Stop the bullshit "Hollywood"

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

What in the Chat gpt was that statement?!

[sky bii ❤️ @Sky1820212]

The post is half right and half cope. Yes, GTA V launched on PS3/360 with 512 MB of RAM and somehow still worked (barely, with aggressive streaming, low textures, and a lot of clever engineering). That doesn’t mean a modern open-world game on 2 GB RAM would look or run like the screenshot shows — it would just be a slideshow with pop-in from hell and missing assets.
The foggy, low-detail motorcycle shot is peak “what if GTA 5 ran on a potato” meme material though. Pure visual comedy.
People calling others LARPers over RAM requirements usually forget that:

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

Pablo(Escobar). That way I can tell him to quit getting high on his own supply.

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

Tbf Anakin was literally made of it. Luke did get training.
Rey just woke up one day and decided, yeah actually ill go challenge a legit trained ex jedi (also not a master or anything)

[Script Trooper @ScriptTrooper]

This one's doing the rounds again.

Luke and Anakin were in tune with the force, but they did not 'use' it materially like Rey does. That requires training.

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

Should probably have spent your severance better, but hey what do I know?

[HeroHei @_Hero_Hei_]

Bethesda union members are protesting after being laid off and it's hilarious how out of touch they are

>"we make great games!"
>"we make games players love!"
>"we make games that define generations!"

They're even holding signs that say "PLAYERS DESERVE BETTER" and it's like, where was that energy the entire time that corrupt AAA has been taking advantage of gamers by putting out buggy, overpriced, modern audience slop?
They were radio silent, but now that they got laid off they're pretending to care about the players😂

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

We should burn some books...

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

This is retarded

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

In an orwelian comedy would free thought be replaced by a hive mind or would you just see a live ticker of -$1 per thought?

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

Hello Animal Control?
Yes
Id like to report a werewolf attack...
.....
What?
She really likes Twilight.

[rova @rovabtw]

wyd if your girlfriend did this to your car ?

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

Wait? You mean in the United States only citizens should be able to decide how are government progresses? Golly gee what will the world do?

[American Values 🇺🇸 @AVGirl4Life]

Is AOC the dumbest politician currently in office?

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

False. Next question please...

[Commentary Elise Stefanik MAGA @StefanikEl83115]

What's your response?

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

@dpostman117 @Pokemon__drama Is this friend you?

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

On this we disagree. We arent talking about Mary Jane, I applaud the 1 step higher effort to name her Michelle Jackson, and I like the fact that the character is nearly a completely different human in mannerisms and status. The only thing similar is the both fall for Peter.

[Jon Del Arroz | Sci-Fi And Fantasy @jondelarroz]

Name a bigger downgrade.

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

Wrong we wanted Halo. Not Halo Mixtape Evolved. Get real Peter. Get real.

[Peter @PeterP_1985]

Starting to realise that a lot of Halo "fans" are just straight up miserable and will never be happy with any modern Halo game.

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

Porque no los dos?

[Hyperblaxe @Hyperblaxe]

fr

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

I ate some a week ago, im waiting for death with open arms.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

We’re now on episode 3 of Little House on the Prairie. My wife has taken 1 look at their new 500sq ft log cabin with no windows and remarked “Awh, how come you never built me a house?”

I’m going to eat the lettuce from Taco Bell.

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

"Things that never happened for 500 Alex"

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

@Fat_Electrician Do it

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

@playb0y4L How is the surf board propelling itself

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

Presentism is for mongoloids

[ExoGhost @ExoGhost]

Halo Campaign Evolved is bad

- Repetitive and tedious combat encounters
- Bad level design with copy and pasted hallways everywhere
- Shallow story and characters
- No player progression
- Mindless zero recoil shooting mechanics
- Bugs like objectives not updating or markers showing incorrect locations

Combat Evolved (2001) was decent at the time, but by modern standards, it's slop

[Modern Crow @TheModernCrow]

This generation is cooked.

[Thalia perry @Thaliatropes]

@KaeyaPeacock It's AI. You can tell from the background. The lights on the ceiling. The disproportionate doors and words on the walls. And the messed up way their bodies move.