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[🌏World of Io/IOverse @worldofio]

New D&D Animated Short!
After all of that, he *isn't* even at half health! 🤣
#ttrpg #dnd #dnd5e

[🌏World of Io/IOverse @worldofio]

New D&D Animated Short!
Is there magic that mends a broken ego? 🥲
#ttrpg #dnd #dnd5e

[🌏World of Io/IOverse @worldofio]

New D&D Animated Short!
And with that, his fate was sealed 🤣
#ttrpg #dnd #dnd5e

[ちゃぼ＠釣りクラ @chabo_mc]

🐳【神シード × 建築勢】

シード値：8500081009970950196

スポーン地点から半径1000ブロックにすべてのバイオームとすべての構造物が生成されるという神シード！！

建築勢が総勢 約100名で3日間の怒涛の建築を行いました

👉ワールドダウンロードはこちら
https://t.co/QRKuyCpGXl

@Kaito_Builder さん、
お誘いありがとうございました💕

#GodSeedBuild #minecraftbuild
#マインクラフト #神シード

[Yukkuri_TAKONEKO（たこねこ）/ゆっくり実況 @Takonekodesu]

ブーブークッション

#Minecraft

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[Postman @dpostman117]

@Shneezuz Mine was pelipper since pearl, but then drizzle happened, so now it's decidueye.

[Postman @dpostman117]

@Helldivers_NOW Seeing a stalker even with a full mag is terrifying.

[Postman @dpostman117]

@Helldivers_NOW Supply FRV exists to be a turret and an extra supply drop for me when I am on the opposite side of the map from my team, occasionally I even drive it too.

[Defect @Defect_Art]

Excalibur Heirloom Fan Concept

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#Warframe #warframefanart #warframeart #tennocreate

[Postman @dpostman117]

@transmeatloaf @laitinhu Slightly incorrect, they are in fact the person who was scanned rather than just a copy, the orokin had quite the mastery of the soul or Oro as they called it, while they are able to be modified they are still in there. Which just makes it so much more horrifying.

[Postman @dpostman117]

@MattGoesBuck @big_dumb_lizard @PlayWarframe Unfortunately I don't think Mecha works in circuit which is the main place I need survivability so it comes back to the same issue. I kinda wish circuit had random companions too, would open up a lot of builds like this.

[Postman @dpostman117]

@MattGoesBuck @big_dumb_lizard @PlayWarframe Maybe I am just too unlucky then, no consistent energy source to spam for shield gating, 3 is too unreliable to be the only survivability, 4 is her only hard CC and has a cool down. I always either ran out of energy, or failed 3 coin flips in a row and instantly evaporated.

[Postman @dpostman117]

@big_dumb_lizard @PlayWarframe Try persistence on her, it at least makes her useful for steel path circuit. If you are lucky with the 50/50 heals lol.

[Postman @dpostman117]

@PlayWarframe Alright who on the dev team was playing too much balatro or reading X-Men comics.

[jjreptile @jjreptile]

No way we all missed...

#motw #destiny2motw #destiny2

@BrunoLouviers @A_dmg04 @Destiny2Team

[Postman @dpostman117]

@Pupsker Congratulations you have made a slash damage based Wolf Sledge.

[Postman @dpostman117]

@pokemon_daily Garchomp upon getting 2 downgrade mega evolutions.

[Postman @dpostman117]

@pokemon_psts This is why I loved tera types, because surprise +2 SpA, tera steel, Kommo-o flash cannon be upon ye, vile fairy types.

[Postman @dpostman117]

@Ayo_Bucky So ironic how in D1 having truth but not Ghorn made getting into raids so difficult, but now truth will forever beat it in D2.