Maureen Turner

I am who I am. Not who you want me to be, or who you think I should be. I am me.

[Maureen Turner @TheMoeTurner]

#dearintern I once sent an email to my boss, Stu - it got autocorrected and my email started with “Hey Stud”

[Maureen Turner @TheMoeTurner]

@ThatBadDad1 @BBQmommy Yum!!

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@timruntz Wow! That’s so dangerous! Can’t believe they did that!

[Maureen Turner @TheMoeTurner]

My husband: The Nespresso machine was smart enough to realize I had forgotten to change the coffee pod.
Me: So the coffee machine is smarter than you

[Maureen Turner @TheMoeTurner]

@AmericanIdol please stop dressing Emersyn like she’s one of The Golden Girls #16not60 #americanidol #sorrybettywhite

[Maureen Turner @TheMoeTurner]

Watching @AmericanIdol results - did America watch different performances than me? Shocked at who is safe and who is singing for the life

[Maureen Turner @TheMoeTurner]

@heyCaseyBrown People are ignorant. I’m sorry that happened to you

[Maureen Turner @TheMoeTurner]

Practically begging for customer service at @Forever21 in square one

[Maureen Turner @TheMoeTurner]

@ThatBadDad1 Very interesting!! I’ll have to look that up

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@ThatBadDad1 I was in Oshawa (at The Playground Durham) on the weekend. I, of course, thought of you… and pig Candy 😉

[Maureen Turner @TheMoeTurner]

@rozinck I’m going with +$400,000

[Peggy Boooooo! Blair @peggy_blair]

My retired RCMP friend (he used to train police in riot control) and I took the pups for a walk this morning. He said if these protesters had been black or Indigenous, they would have been removed within 48 hours. And we all know that is sadly true.

[Maureen Turner @TheMoeTurner]

Imagine, thinking that despite 80% of the population not supporting your cause, that your 20% of the population should overthrow the government.

[Maureen Turner @TheMoeTurner]

@elonmusk You do understand they are backed by right-winged white nationalists, right??

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Canadian truckers rule

[Maureen Turner @TheMoeTurner]

All of a sudden, everywhere I look, there are post about Wordle… what is it?

[Maureen Turner @TheMoeTurner]

I noticed the cereal aisle was pretty empty

[Antony Robart @AntonyRobart]

I went grocery shopping tonight and found a number of empty areas- namely in the produce aisles. Are you seeing the same where you live? #foodshortage #foodshortages

[Antony Robart @AntonyRobart]

I went grocery shopping tonight and found a number of empty areas- namely in the produce aisles. Are you seeing the same where you live? #foodshortage #foodshortages

[Maureen Turner @TheMoeTurner]

So cool! I think of the fake windmill that’s always at the mini putt in movies

[Kim Culhane @Kculhane211]

When you think of mini putt, what do you think of?
Sun ✅
Challenging course ✅
Fun with friends ✅
And snow?!? ✅
Thankfully we had a big snowfall because today I brought back a classic in my class, golfing in the snow. @EthelGardinerPS @HaltonDSB

[Maureen Turner @TheMoeTurner]

@CandaceSaid @OttawaPolice @dianedeans @JimWatsonOttawa Women need to be taken seriously!! Let’s make it a hashtag, Candace #ThisisHowWomenEndUpDead