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[Rockstar Jesus @TheMrAssmann]

Goddamn @hotmilkhotmilk rips

[Rockstar Jesus @TheMrAssmann]

Honestly fuck this place 🫡

[Rockstar Jesus @TheMrAssmann]

Find me on BlueSky please

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

I’m gonna try making some Baja Blast chicken

[Rockstar Jesus @TheMrAssmann]

Can’t stop playing my Metaphor. This game is so good, man.

[Scott Wozniak @ScottTheWoz]

Augh man, I love contractually obligated giveaways!! !! !!

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[brin @alchemillatears]

winter fans be like yayy 4pm

[Rockstar Jesus @TheMrAssmann]

Saw @cityandcolour tonight and it was easily the best concert I’ve seen this year.

[ACC Network @accnetwork]

The SMU mascot was locked in on ACC Huddle 😅

[Rockstar Jesus @TheMrAssmann]

This is the perfect fall day.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Will Howard grew up dreaming of completing passes to Penn State and dreams do come true. 🥲

[StartKyleOrton @startkyIeorton]

I spent 15 years praying for Aaron Rodgers downfall. Now that I see him all broken, dejected, sad, a shadow of his former self.....it's really fucking funny

[Rockstar Jesus @TheMrAssmann]

They’re the same picture.

[Rockstar Jesus @TheMrAssmann]

https://t.co/ep4DkJ8yCx

[Rockstar Jesus @TheMrAssmann]

Big hockey guy as of last year. Rangers are my team bc they were the first team I saw at a bar

[Rockstar Jesus @TheMrAssmann]

Next show is city and colour and I’m not ready for it

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night