TheNameIsAmy

Plumb.

[TheNameIsAmy @TheNameIsAmy]

@LushLtd are lush bath bombs bought online supposed to not be in a bag or anything? I wanted to give these as gifts. My snow fairy cap is also broken :/

[TheNameIsAmy @TheNameIsAmy]

@MsLaurax Well don’t get your vag waxed then 👀

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Agreeing to go for a walk before discovering there's no pub element incorporated

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"It didn't quite go as planned" - Translation: I may have caused irreversible damage on a monumental scale

[TheNameIsAmy @TheNameIsAmy]

Uses Instagram for first time in a year & gets temporarily blocked. #fuckyoutthen

[TheNameIsAmy @TheNameIsAmy]

@MsLaurax ...no more massages! You might not make it back alive 😱

[TheNameIsAmy @TheNameIsAmy]

@MsLaurax that bad? Lol

[TheNameIsAmy @TheNameIsAmy]

When you're alone and the world begins to spin you know that alcohol is kicking in.

[TheNameIsAmy @TheNameIsAmy]

@EditShoot @leelylily @MsLaurax @Mazza3603 fuck wine.

[Laura Clark @MsLaurax]

@TheNameIsAmy um 😳 bitch where my straw...?!

[TheNameIsAmy @TheNameIsAmy]

When @MsLaurax gets a drink but doesn't bring you a straw 😒💁🏻 #sassybitchmoments

[TheNameIsAmy @TheNameIsAmy]

I miss my bed.

[TheNameIsAmy @TheNameIsAmy]

So this is still a thing?

[Laura Clark @MsLaurax]

Free chocolate and free shots from the barman because it's "good to see us." I think we come here too often @TheNameIsAmy ...

[TheNameIsAmy @TheNameIsAmy]

Eat ALL the honeydew Melon!!!

[TheNameIsAmy @TheNameIsAmy]

@Laurenemmafox Ohhh effort but good luck! I'm lying in bed thinking about pizza XD

[TheNameIsAmy @TheNameIsAmy]

@Laurenemmafox fuck thattt, Why just protein? O.o

[TheNameIsAmy @TheNameIsAmy]

https://t.co/CYabMSeAgx

[TheNameIsAmy @TheNameIsAmy]

@ZerkaaHD nooo too nasty to drink! haha