The Nate Adamsky

Working stand up comedian 🎤 actor 🎭 writer ✍️ who enjoys short walks to the kitchen.🍴

[The Nate Adamsky @TheNateAdamsky]

Can we all agree that if the 2005 hip hop classic Temperature by 8 time Grammy award nominated artist Sean Paul comes on, you best be moving your booty?!?!? Or else those claps in the booth were all for nothing!!!!!

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I call orgies Groupons so now every time someone is trying to do a fun group activity for a low price I just get turned on.

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This Friday Feb. 17th I'm gonna be at The Comedy Chateau! A fun stand up show is a great way to start your Valentine's weekend!

https://t.co/g0tqwQmYeg

Ask me about discount tickets!

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I'm playing the comedy store tonight. Would love to see ya!
https://t.co/K2WBuCzeTV

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Am I the only one who thought that Madonna was slowly turning into Marilyn Manson at the Grammys?

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Remembering how poopity scoop was the Kanye controversy. Simpler times.

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Me in the summer: Can't wait for winter, it's gonna be so cozy, romantic, and fun

*Winter comes in asserting its dominance on my mental health and body temperature*

Me: Doth the warmth slipeth away and I tire of the cold. I feel thy self joining warmth, I too am slipping away

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Hey, can someone please go check on the itsy bitsy spider for me?

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Why isn't cuddling called a sleeper hold?

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@AdamSandler where can I watch 8 crazy nights?

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Just booked a show with Jamie Kennedy from Malibu's Most Wanted!
https://t.co/3RUNkVcYCw

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I want 6 million Yeezys for Chanukah so I can put them in a pile like they did in the haloucaust.

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Shout-out to all the Floridians who cheered for Trump when he announced that he wanted to give drug dealers the death penalty, even though drug dealing probably fuels most of Florida's economy!

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Tragedy is upon us.

[Crazy Frog Out of Context @CrazyFrogInfo]

Crazy Frog has died.

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Mom: Stop driving like an idiot.

Me: I don't drive like an idiot. I drive like Steven Hawking and he's a genius.

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@mmaseuqor NOOOOOO! I mean I guess it's common sense to watch something numerically, but still NOOOOOO!

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For a movie full of racism and slavery we seem to love the shit outta Star Wars.

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If you wanna hear my words instead of reading them, I started a podcast
https://t.co/sLnS4wS9F7

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Will Smith punching Chris Rock in the face was Wills biggest hit since Handcock #Oscars

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I was born with a middle finger for a face.