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[Evan @TheNavedeer]

Is it socially acceptable in Centaur culture to sleep with humans and horses or only other centaurs?

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

@stoolpresidente Well there you guys go. Portnoy gave his definition of cancel culture. Conveniently not applicable in this scenario. The guy who scores pizza has spoken.

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

@Ambersulfr @NomikiKonst Brian Killmeade suggested we should involuntarily lethally inject homeless people and he still has his job. Shut the fuck up about equal treatment.

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

@McDonalds you saucy boys, this looks like something I'd put inside my golden arches.

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

I heard the @grindr app will come pre-downloaded on all the new trump phones

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

@LindseyGrahamSC honest question, do you hold his balls while you deepthroat his below average peen?

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

It's kind of crazy to think we are living through a top five @thedollop episode right now. Can't wait to listen to it in the future.

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

I've had enough politics already, let's get back to real hard hitting questions like: Who do you think has a bigger cock, Mario or Luigi?

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

The best part of masterbating is that I get to eat the cum.

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

@Luana_Vecchio_ Reika from Gantz, Papico from Gigant, and Quiet from Metal Gear Solid

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

@naomiseibt WOW. Nice child bearing hips, I bet Donald Trump is proud of her! She will give us many MAGA descendants.

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

C U NEXT TUESDAY @AbbyLeeMiller

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

Hey @ChickfilA do something about your hashbrowns. They suck.

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

@Variety Kraven the Hunter isn't a superhero, you Muppets. Do some research.

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

@CallofDuty Update is terrible, you guys really can't do anything right.

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

@CallofDuty You guys fucking suck, camo challenges aren't working. Why is this a problem every year now you greedy cunts.

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

@CollinRugg How many police officers did they assault? Also, where did they set up the gallows to hang the vice president?

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

@Marvel can suck my Cock if they think I'm going to pay 4.99 for a shitty 28 page comic.

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

@Popeyes mmmm delicious looking chicken pattie.

[Evan @TheNavedeer]

The government should prioritize getting a Guinness book of world records in the hands of these aliens.

Check it out. We made a 1,400 LB marshmallow.