Jordan Jenkins

You have one chance in a thousand, but one is all you ever need. she/her

[Jordan Jenkins @TheNewJenkins]

Sometimes the only way to get a kid to stop asking for something is to let them try it, right? #lacroix

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

SUPER BOWL LVII CHAMPIONS!!!

[𝕿𝖗𝖊𝖞 #Jaydelphia @killharriss]

that tubi commercial had me looking for the remote wtf

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

BREAKING: ⁦Rihanna⁩ IS pregnant, her aides have confirmed. So she did that half-time show while carrying a baby which is pretty damn impressive. Congrats ⁦@rihanna⁩ 👏👏👏👏#SuperBowl

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Mahomes in the 2nd half

[Sophie Rae Lichterman @why_sophie_why]

I'll just leave this here...

"The Bastards Who Killed Pat Tillman"

https://t.co/lRyhzjjh8J

[Randy‼️ @RandyHeyyyy]

The "I'm boycotting the Rihanna #SuperBowl halftime show" crowd

[The Lever @LeverNews]

That "Be Childlike" Jesus ad you just saw during the Super Bowl?

The group behind that ad has given over $50 million to an anti-LGBTQ+ hate group.

https://t.co/8sf4NgjYbQ

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Andy Reid Admits He Can Still Taste Last Super Bowl Victory In Mustache https://t.co/bWvYKJ4IJC

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Just a reminder that Pat Tillman, the man in the ad the NFL just opened the Super Bowl up with, was shot in the head by his own men in an intentional friendly fire incident after he became openly critical of U.S. war efforts (particularly in Iraq).

[jordan @JordanUhl]

The NFL just glossing over how Pat Tillman died. "In the line of duty," sure that's one way of putting it.

[seidimeow ✨ @loyalseidisixx]

hey this guy in the draft kings commercial looks a lot like tony hawk #superbowl

[Patrick Allen @RPatrickAllen]

After the coin toss but before kickoff, Roger Goodell is going to bring a stool out to the 50-yard line and read War & Peace out loud. When he is finished, a 57-year-old Tom Brady will take the mic & announce his return to football.

Then at long last, the Super Bowl will begin

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

You can tell the dudes who pick the songs for the Super Bowl aren’t real Francis Scott Key fans when they pick star spangled banner. Literally his most surface level song

[Abdul Malik @MarxGasol]

Pat Tillman being used for armed forces propaganda at the super bowl after becoming vocally alienated by the war and being executed by his own squad is so fucked oh my god

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

For the first time, an all female air crew does the fly over during the #SuperBowl 🔥🔥🔥

[King of the Fall🦉ﾒ𝑜 @swiftxosinner]

Netflix pretending that they never actually tweeted this🤦🏾‍♂️

[bæ grylls @TheAuracl3]

Live footage of Netflix debating whether or not to cut off people from sharing accounts:

[Jessie Earl @jessiegender]

People point to issues in Harry Potter like Cho Chang’s name or antisemetic tropes for goblins as signs that Rowling is bad. But to me, while those are worth criticism; the bigger issue is Rowling’s lack of desire to hear critique. Artist screw up; great artists grow up.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Was it poor judgement for a billionaire to buy a website that was free for more than a decade and then spend several weeks berating its users into giving him 8 dollars every month.