Nikki Coco

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[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(586): I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza

[Michael Berrios @michaelberrioss]

I hate when people start dating and within the first week they tell each other they love them. You're like twelve. Plz stop

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(774): I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

Seems about right. Not a hookup, booty call, one night stand. A date. Like dinner. And talking. And making out next to my car. #date

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

@PUA_DATING_TIPS I'm not sure you have any idea what you're talking about

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(585): Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

The fuck? https://t.co/eQ3FdyMz0R

[Seduction IQ: Lifestyle, Skills, Tactics, & Habits @PUA_DATING_TIPS]

Rotate between females that you're dating.

This prevents neediness and helps refine routines (because you're using them multiple times).

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

I feel like I want to read this but I also absolutely do not want to read this. Ya know? https://t.co/QWVPofitay

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

16 sensations you’ll only experience if you have a penis https://t.co/phdBJe4596

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

Define long....like is showing my tits to a guy to get in front of him in line for a cocktail still being a lady?

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

It all makes sense now. It's them expressing their artistic side.

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

All of the amens

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

Reality check.

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

Seems like my dates 💏💩 https://t.co/vCVnMJnVpk

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(414): I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

Why do I feel like this MAY be a hoax. 👰🏻 https://t.co/8KRY9boTOa

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

#2 is crucial but that last one is the doozy #nikkicoco

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

Well shit. I really should have started my diet like 6 years ago....

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

That last step is a doozy

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

Me. - 100% me.

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

🔥🔥🔥 #nikkicoco

[Nikki Coco @TheNikkiCoco]

True story. Whyyyyme. #nikkicoco #fuck #dating