Figrin D'an & Nodes

Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes were a Bith Jazz sensation once upon a Clone War, now, the regular entertainment at The Cantina.. and bar mitzvahs!

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FACT: The Modal Nodes are a playable group in Star Wars: The Old Republic. Tho, we don't level up. We level down as we get more drunk. #E3

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Cookin' up a set list for Thursday's show. Thinkin' we'll play the same song 5 times in a row. Then, when you least expect it. A 6th time.

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@obiwankenobi No more mind tricks just so we play your favorite songs. It's only funny once.

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@MaxRebo Let's just say Death Sticks are a helluva drug. Mix 'em with the brilliant idea to taunt a sarlacc -- not the best situation, Max.

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@WuherTheBarkeep So. All Biths look alike? A racist AND a drunk. But, we're still booked for Thurs, right? Racist credits are still credits.

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They say, "Fig, take a break! You work too hard! Your music makes hearts & minds & reproductive organs explode with delight!" I say, "And?"

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@hansolo Sure. The couch is all yours. And Leia can have my bed -- which just so happens is where I'll be "sleeping" as well.

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@MaxRebo I told you that in confidence you blue bastard.

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Oh, to the creators of Jizz Band. Let's just say I've made some fairly good contacts who hunt for bounty. The bounty is you. Nerf fuckers.

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@hansolo Funny story. Long time ago, in a galaxy far fuckin' away.. our (c) expired on all our songs. Thanks for helping Jizz Band rape us.

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@UncleOwen And we just found the box quote for our next album.. Looks like tonight you'll be farming some more moisture than you're used to!

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@nickrp @NickPapa Please! Not like we ALL haven't had our way with Beru - let's just say a Tauntaun isn't the only thing Luke's been inside.

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@UncleOwen Come on, Owen. The best tunes to trip to are the squeals of a Kloo Horn -- pop in some Modal Nodes and have your way with Beru..

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Whoa. New Year's Eve was last night?! Damn. Only ball we saw drop last night was Jabba's left. He tried to move, not a pretty sight.

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@Ackbar Forget that no good, double-crossin' Calrissian.. give ME those credits instead, and I'll take care of everything for you. Promise.

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@hansolo With all seriousness, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year old friend. ..you've any room for six on the Falcon come New Year's Eve?

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@hansolo You're a class act.. one of the most honest smugglers around. But take money from our tip jar again, and it'll be ME firing first.

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Exchanging gifts with the guys. Is it classless to give 'em all our own record? It's autographed!? Actually, that probably drops the value..

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@thedamageisdone Brett, you're a real mench! We do play private gigs.. parties, first dates, funerals.. ya know, w/e the New Year brings!

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BTW: We're Jewish. Happy Hanukkah fellow chosen! You'd think we'd have more connections than we do.. another year not playin' Times Square..