“I am old, Gandalf. I don't look it, but I am beginning to feel it in my heart of hearts. Well-preserved indeed! Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread. That can't be right.”
Stretching the Bonilla contract was a savvy move that worked out better than anyone could’ve predicted. If the Rays had done it, there would be 3,000 word thinkpieces about it in five different media outlets
This kills consoles. No hyperbole. The whole point of a console is to a special, in person experience with the games, going to the store, getting the disc out, and playing it forever to your hearts content
If all consoles will be now is just PC’s with less features, count me out
We get to coexist with one guy who wants to almost die in absurd scenarios for our amusement per lifetime. Ours is Johnny Knoxville, before him was Buster Keaton. Unless you were alive in the 1940s-60s and are still here now, then you got both. In which case you're being selfish
the dynamic wherein Knoxville tortures his friends but ultimately takes on the worst and scariest action himself is irreplaceable. it's why his medically-necessitated retirement meant the end for the whole thing. just doesn't work if he's not taking it hardest.