Jackson's Brain

Filled with 99% garbage and 4% math skills

[Jackson's Brain @TheNotoriousJRP]

“I am old, Gandalf. I don't look it, but I am beginning to feel it in my heart of hearts. Well-preserved indeed! Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread. That can't be right.”

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

Stretching the Bonilla contract was a savvy move that worked out better than anyone could’ve predicted. If the Rays had done it, there would be 3,000 word thinkpieces about it in five different media outlets

[Bring Back Banjo @BringBackBanjoK]

This will be the future of digital only games. You are kidding yourself if you believe otherwise.

[lowkeymatt @lowkeymattyt]

This kills consoles. No hyperbole. The whole point of a console is to a special, in person experience with the games, going to the store, getting the disc out, and playing it forever to your hearts content

If all consoles will be now is just PC’s with less features, count me out

[Swolliam S. Burroughs @ANTMumeboshi]

favorite needle drop in the history of Jackass

[Nu-Metal Respecter @Steeeeeeeevens]

Johnny Knoxville shouldn’t be able to get head trauma. He’s pure of heart, he should be able to play with bulls and get shot out of cannons forever.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

let johnny knoxville make a saw movie

[#1 Dredgen Bael Defender @destiny_thememe]

Roman me choom argharghargharghargh

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

We get to coexist with one guy who wants to almost die in absurd scenarios for our amusement per lifetime. Ours is Johnny Knoxville, before him was Buster Keaton. Unless you were alive in the 1940s-60s and are still here now, then you got both. In which case you're being selfish

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

Seeing a football guy and a long-retired player complain about the athletes in baseball today

[scoob @MostCrucified]

im bam margera and this is the trial of the seven

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

the dynamic wherein Knoxville tortures his friends but ultimately takes on the worst and scariest action himself is irreplaceable. it's why his medically-necessitated retirement meant the end for the whole thing. just doesn't work if he's not taking it hardest.

[n7ciri @n7ciri]

People that cant see Ciri was perfectly set up to be the next Protagonist must have played the Witcher 3 with a Blindfold on the whole time

[buggy @bugtrio]

lived long enough to see an MCU hero have a rogues gallery

[Jordan @iliterate__]

you can’t convince me this isn’t attempted murder lmfao

[Austin @awoodustin]

There are days where I think he might be the greatest actor alive

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Imagine how good it must feel to say hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass