Nic

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.”

-Benjamin Franklin

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

Not gonna lie… I saw a picture of myself a few years back and changed my entire wardrobe because it looked exactly like this.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Imagine generations of people seeing you stand for the first time! 😳

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

Instead we need a system where 3 states decide for the rest of the 47!

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

We need a system where every election isn't decided by the same 7 states.

[PuckEmpire @puckempire]

TRUMPED.

Canada EMBARRASSES the United States to win Gold at the 2026 U18 Hlinka-Gretzky! 🏒🇨🇦🇺🇸

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

Great example of don’t start something you can’t back up

[Censored Humans @CensoredHumans]

One of the most terrifying images in history: a transformation from life to death.

Gaza in 2023 and 2026!

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

Why is this so accurate.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

What each political faction is doing to lower the cost of burritos:

- Libertarian: import 40 million immigrants from burrito making countries, destroy country but hey things are cheap

- MAGA: Tweet about it. Do nothing.

- Liberal: Vow to form a Congressional Burrito Cost Study Committee, which will recommend the creation of a United States Burrito Agency. The USBA will have the authority to review and approve of burrito prices after all stakeholders have been consulted. Burrito NGOs are expected to make billions from government grants.

Trad con: Point out that burritos are cheaper if you fill them with dirt instead of meat.

DSA: Run for office on a platform of beheading the fat cats at Big Burrito. Win in a landslide. Have the lawyers release a statement that as it turns out you aren’t ALLOWED to behead people for burrito crimes. Time magazine names you Person of the Year anyway.

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

Left is always projecting. Maybe it isn’t about race but ideology

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

JD Vance saying, “God forbid we have a President El-Sayed in three years,” when he has four brown children at home is just fucking unbelievable.

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

I dare Mike Norvell to have one bad game…

[Akron Football @ZipsFB]

Make history and be the lucky season ticket holder to design the opening drive of the home opener when @ZipsFB hosts Robert Morris‼️

🗞️https://t.co/G5aTUlVpzT

#GoZips🦘#MakeTheClimb

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

Always funny when every few months they post these articles about Gen Z “re discovering” normal things….

[CNN @CNN]

After years of dating apps reigning supreme, in real-life singles events are slowly replacing swipes and filters with activities, taking pressure off the end goal. https://t.co/weNIpo7zFN

[Kalen DeBoer @BoersBurner]

If Alabama loses to Florida St I will eat dog crap out of a red solo cup

Book it!

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

What if…. The WNBA are actually playing us all and tricking us to pay attention to their league for once?

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

I am not kidding about this. I am prepared to buy a @wnba expansion franchise and locate them in Nashville. I pledge to have a 100% trans team, all men who identify as women. I will also employ a 100% trans coaching staff. Most inclusive team in history!

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

Anthem performance is hilarious. However. Women’s Pro baseball?? Softball is awesome and special in its own way & finally just created a pro league…Who’s sitting around saying I like softball but just wish I could see women tear their UCL’s..

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the national anthem at the first Women’s Pro Baseball League tonight

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

Patriot.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🤣 LMAO! Q: If you got 1 full week off and nobody had access to you, what would you do?

SEC. MARCO RUBIO: "My wife's gonna hate this answer. I'd love to sit down and watch every college football game from noon eastern until the west coast games end at 2AM eastern."

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

@tmorello Burn crosses? What is this 1965??

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

@NocIntellect @KingOffX_ This is a Wendy’s sir

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

Please…. Take that away….

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

Spain just sent me a ticket for driving 8KM over the speed limit… I think you got bigger problems amigo….

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

All military age males means it is an invasion

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

@karenmotherof2 To be fair, those are the coolest people Ohio had to offer

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

And what happens if they lose to an inferior out of conference opponent?

Well you too would struggle with OOC if you had to play those tough SEC teams all the time

[CougarStats @CougarStats]

"Who has the strongest SOS?"

"The SEC."

"Why?"

"Because they play a bunch of SEC teams."

"How good are SEC teams?"

"Really good, because they play a bunch of SEC teams."

"How do you know if SEC teams are better than teams from other conferences?"

"They are better, because they play a lot more SEC teams than teams from other conferences."

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

@AnfieldPapers

[Nic @TheNotriousNIC]

Yes. Saying something 99.9% of civilization agreed about since the beginning of time. Is grifting.

[Will johnson enjoyer EX boyfriend @willjohnsonbf1]

Sophie soft launching her MAGA Fox News grifting career post WNBA because she knows her playing
Days will end in the next few years