The Obsidian Owl

Put God first. Praise His Holy Name

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"It takes very little to govern good people. Very little. And bad people can't be governed at all. Or if they could, I never heard of it."

-Sheriff Bell, No Country for Old Men.

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@franktmorgan Diving in clear warm waters.

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@SayAnythingH Ah, now I'm having fond flashbacks of my grandma keeping four boys quiet in church with cinnamon Trident.

[SGT Mortis Von Gobbleshanks @WitchyDruss]

So we've been out of water for four days. Why? Effing water pump for the well. $2,800 that we do not have. VA disability doesn't leave much for savings. Can you PLEASE share this? https://t.co/K15xoLRudz This is the wife's PayPal. PLEASE!

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@TheMiddleborne

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@capeandcowell One year, the morning after the 4th, my yard was littered with stunned bats. They were all alive, just really hungover. They were all gone by that evening. It was pretty cool to see.

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@auntieamy90 @LadyLNorth I sat in on many a Bethell committee meeting and she always seemed knowledgeable and professional. As governor, she's a Sebelius 2.0 nuke.

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@TheMiddleborne No one is gonna mess with him in the prison yard...

[Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose]

Killing 👏 a 👏 human 👏 will 👏 never 👏 be 👏 healthcare

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Spanky needs a grenade launcher and a good landscaper...

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@nortouQ Here's my promised land...

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@franktmorgan Yep. Liver disease will murder your appetite.

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@RedRewrite When a good story takes a sudden and sharp turn down Social Justice lane.

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

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@AnnaDsays Forced Male Catheter.

I've been adamant about this for years and it happened anyway.

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Amen.

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

My children aren’t a negative financial burden. They’re the source of my earthly wealth. Without them what’s the point of wealth anyways?

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

I have never once worried about being able to “afford” my children. I’ve worried about being a good dad who can raise them right, but my children have never been a financial worry

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@KerJTalit I wish we had more than this in common, then.

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@Shesthereal1 How likely I would be to vote for certain candidates, the issues most important to me, etc.