The Office of Moral Superiority

Satirical government department launched April 1st 2026. Parody.

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Today is the launch of The Office of Moral Superiority, a new government agency to educate the British public on the correct opinion.

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We need a conversation about who succeeds Andy Burnham as PM.

Maybe an MP could resign so David Miliband, Ed Balls or James Purnell can win the by-election and then become PM?

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@TheBabylonBee No rape gangs.

Just Donald trump and others in the Epstein list in power.

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In the grand tradition of British satire, I offer a modest proposal: replace 'take the knee' with 'tap the testicle'. Arrested for my efforts, but history will judge! Read on for a laugh (or a cry). https://t.co/0icpKVdA99

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@MsiDouglas They make Grealish look a bit too intellectual too

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@OldRoberts953 The outrage is justified .

How dare anyone mock an institution with the history and international reputation of the Senedd?

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BBC swaps Farage's voice with Gerry Adams for a "less controversial" touch. When satire meets reality, it's a jolly good show! Full story here: https://t.co/e5JGz1MGdn

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Yes, Kane, Rice and Stones, all the result of colonialism.

[Richard Medhurst @richimedhurst]

I never see anyone mention this so I will:

the only reason any European football teams are worth a damn is a direct result of colonialism.

They steal the resources, then the best people.

How refreshing to see Zidane's son play for Algeria instead of France.

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@BasilTheGreat @BBCNews Does not go far enough.

The internet itself is a threat, and is the concept of the free media.

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@OfficialScottyT @NotThatHughes What on earth gave you that impression?

[Christopher Snowdon @cjsnowdon]

Everyone who disagrees with me is sowing division.

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@neilDCFC They might tap the testicle though

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Will England 'take the knee' tonight against Croatia?

Our writer, Ray Sista, suggests a radical alternative - instead of 'taking the knee', England should go higher and 'tap the testicle' instead

#engcro #croeng #blm

https://t.co/OYb0hdF9Ds

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Imagine admitting such obscenities

[NPRG @CptHastings1916]

I am sort of in this category myself. I'm deeply attached to colourblind meritocracy, freedom of speech and association, academic autonomy, serious culture, tolerance and safety for oddballs and eccentrics, high standards in education and public life, and a broadly free economy.

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When England play Croatia tomorrow, should they continue to take the knee?

New contributor, Ray Sista, suggests a radical alternative anti-racism gesture.

Forget 'take the knee'—it's time to 'tap the testicle'.

A bold, shocking gesture to rattle white supremacy.

Read more: https://t.co/ii6uL8Oh2K

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@doris_from That’s captain birdseye

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@ClimateWarrior7 It's equally annoying when people deny he has $1 trillion in cash in a bank account.

He's a trillionaire so he must do.

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@eurofounder Americans can’t understand why the World Cup includes teams from outside America.

The World Series does not

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@eurofounder @eu_eeas Hope they are.

Such diversity will only enrich us, as all cultures bring something positive.

We are particularly looking forward to Saudis, Somalians and Afghans.

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@jay_kobbe This is why all progressive British people should support Haiti