Melissa Wagner

This is MY life. I've decided I'm gonna suck it up, soak it up, and live it up!!

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

Is this okay to you? Or is it too far? https://t.co/3xx8cq1cpF

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

Kindly fuck off, sir.

[Del Bigtree @delbigtree]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO if your six year old son or daughter tested positive for COVID19 and was taken from your home to a quarantine center by Ventura Health Authorities? This SHOCKING VIDEO demands that you plan ahead. #BeBrave #HistoryRepeating

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

@somegoodnews I miss traveling and dining with my sister and brother in law ❤️

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

A decent breakfast consists of toast with some butter and a side of eggs. Occasionally there will be sugar on that toast in the form of jelly. So really I don’t see why eating cookies for breakfast is any different.

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

@allthewayMay8 It could be worse. I ended up with a Taurus.

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

@princesstepha 🤣

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

@princesstepha I love you!!! Want to come let Kayden cut your hair? Though it likely will make you feel worse.

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

@princesstepha @CW_CrazyXGF If you didn’t work so far I’d invite you to housesit for us! Unlimited swim time and all you can eat snacks!

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

@n_alvarez2007 @Ask_Spectrum It’s down in Eastvale too! Must be widespread.

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

@mamaiezza @mrsmonica__ I’m 100% DOWN

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

@mamaiezza Well heyyyy

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

We all love samples, right? Trying something out before you buy it is huge for me. If I’m going to invest in a product, I want to know how it works! I’m currently sending out some samples… https://t.co/SpwPWICvff

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

@maymacias8 Like meeeeeee

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

@maymacias8 This made me lol

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

@maymacias8 This made me choke on my own spit

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

@LGUSSupport Hi! Yes I do all of this. However there is a space between the gasket and the drum that is near impossible to clean or access.

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

@LGUSSupport is there an easier way to clean this gunk out rom my washer? I let it air dry, I wipe it out after each wash. And yet this buildup remains. Such a faulty setup!

[Whitney🐾💋💌 @WhitneyM54]

@theofficenbc my dog does a really good gabe lewis impression

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

@princesstepha What the actual fuck.

[Melissa Wagner @TheOilMermaid]

@maymacias8 Lolol. I thought it was that good! Stressed me the hell out the first time I watched!