Government Man

[BIRTHDAY BOY @campbelIbain]

the true generational divide is how you deadname a stadium/arena

[Government Man @TheOneOnlyGman]

@lidolmix Gay indoctrination (making the underwear aisle so hot)

[Government Man @TheOneOnlyGman]

Brb watching the backrooms on xitter

[Gudang Movie @BoysKamennyy]

Backrooms (2026)

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Spain-Argentina is the first World Cup “Colonizer vs Colonized” match that makes me say “well, let’s consider the nuances”

[Government Man @TheOneOnlyGman]

Rise and Shine Mr, Twitter. Rise and shine

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

Very happy to say it again. The Odyssey is an amazing film, and missing out on seeing it because you think it’s woke or whatever is cutting off your nose to spite your face. Your loss.

[Tyl (sounds like till) @ThatYungLad]

somewhere in America, in a state that is hundreds of miles from New York city, a man who makes $45,000/year has had his day RUINED by this news.

[Government Man @TheOneOnlyGman]

@LilKittyZoey @theserfstv 😳

[Zoey 🖤 @cyb3rkittybb]

@theserfstv like literallly it's the most hilarious thing ever 😭 (the bottom comment definitely wasn't me)

[Grimno 🥔 @GrimnoGhost]

@theserfstv @airbagged1 Me telling my grandkids how America and China became friends through memes in 2025

[Zac Bowling 🥑 @zbowling]

Stickers are ordered

[Wade 'n Tarnation 🤠🚂 @watn_tarnation]

BREAKING: With 96% of Clark County, Nevada Reporting:

Question 7: "Jill Ellen Stein"
☑️ YES - 3%
🚫 NO - 97%

[Government Man @TheOneOnlyGman]

@Chilis I recently started ordering from Chili's over my local McDonald's for my dinner at my second shift job. Unlike McDonald's, for what is extensively the exact same price i walk out with a meal actually ready for pickup when I order it through their app

[Government Man @TheOneOnlyGman]

@croffeepot Genuinely forgot about Pibby until this post. How is it going anyway?

[Government Man @TheOneOnlyGman]

@awesumzombiefac Nikolai looks like he just had the world's greatest dump

[Government Man @TheOneOnlyGman]

@PayAlleria @kblstgn I assume this is some sort of reflected light thing and not actually duct tape, right? Because the original context would facinate me

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

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