thetheoneshowshow

Each week, Jon Holmes reviews the past seven days of the BBC's The One Show in forensic detail.
WE'RE NOT THE ONE SHOW, SILLY.

[thetheoneshowshow @TheOneShowShow]

Recorded before Matt Baker showed himself to be a noble, non-lying man of his word, there's a new ep of TTOSS for your disposable ears!

Contains Fleur East in the Handmaid's Tale, Ed Balls saying "smallest ball" very sadly and a "badger buccaneer".

https://t.co/4j69WPVsjx

[thetheoneshowshow @TheOneShowShow]

@HappyKat007 this weeks ep will go into it in TERRIFYING detail

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

Tremendous thanks to everyone who came to see #TheTheOneShowShow live @LondonPodFest tonight! Brilliant audience. You can hear it as our next ep next week. @TheOneShowShow @marchaynes @danny_robins

[London Podcast Festival @LondonPodFest]

#LondonPodFest Day 1 ✔️💙 Pics by Viktor Erik Emanuel.

We're back from 7pm tonight with @rosiewilby's Breakup Monologues, Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast) (in-hall + KPlayer), Midnight Snack w/ @michcoll, @TwoTwos_Podcast & @DrGameshow (streaming only)

Join us: https://t.co/QnGoSrSGI4

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

Morning campers. Brand new #TheTheOneShowShow podcast out this morning! Join myself, @marchaynes and our guest comedy legend @PeterBaynham (down the line from poncy LA) as we pull TVs The One Show’s hair and take its lunch money. @TheOneShowShow

https://t.co/Tg91H5CBch

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

Pleased to announce that our guest for #TheTheOneShowShow LIVE @LondonPodFest next week will be … *ghostly drum roll* the @danny_robins off of #TheBatterseaPoltergeist! Oh he may have seen horrors, but is he prepared for The One Show? @TheOneShowShow

https://t.co/tThoA4950k

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

Behold! Part 2 of this week’s #TheTheOneShowShow is out today. Listen as we* look on the works of TVs flagship early evening magazine show and despair.

*myself, @marchaynes @MrPLitchfield

https://t.co/ZYQQB2FdaO

[thetheoneshowshow @TheOneShowShow]

@CitrusDavid Ahh, thanks David!

[thetheoneshowshow @TheOneShowShow]

@kaiserb_uk @jonholmes1 @BBCTheOneShow @marchaynes @MrPLitchfield Weird - must just be a weird lag. Will, let me know if you don't have it yet!

[thetheoneshowshow @TheOneShowShow]

@bigchriselmer @jonholmes1 @marchaynes The issue is Marc has recently moved to a new house which is six miles under the sea. TBH it's amazing no one got electrocuted

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

Like the Taliban, we’re back. except instead of violating human rights we’re taking @BBCTheOneShow to see how it works. S6 is here! Join me , @marchaynes & our guest @MrPLitchfield to deep dive into TVs shallowest show!@TheOneShowShow #thetheoneshowshow

https://t.co/bZZ2iZlbyS

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

We are BACK!

[thetheoneshowshow @TheOneShowShow]

TOMORROW! The The One Show Show is back for it's sixth series. One problem: The One Show is off on holiday. NEVER MIND, the iPlayer has our back.

And you can book tickets to see us LIVE at the London Podcast Festival on the 2nd September!
https://t.co/PXE3ozi35k

[thetheoneshowshow @TheOneShowShow]

In the show we mention Gary Barlow referring to the time he nearly fainted. We didn't know what this was. Thankfully, an eye witness has come forward. Thanks @runwithmepod!

[Run With Me On This @RunWithMePod]

@TheOneShowShow Back stage people are running around trying to get him water but no one said what was actually wrong with him. My husband leaned over to me and said "probably shit himself".

[Run With Me On This @RunWithMePod]

@TheOneShowShow Back stage people are running around trying to get him water but no one said what was actually wrong with him. My husband leaned over to me and said "probably shit himself".

[thetheoneshowshow @TheOneShowShow]

@RunWithMePod WHAT! This is amazing. What actually happened?

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

And lo the shepherds were tending sheep, and a podcast did appear unto them saying ‘would you like to hear Pt2 of a NEW Christmas #TheTheOneShowShow where @jonholmes1 @marchaynes & @EmmaKennedy pull the giblets out of The One Show?’.
@TheOneShowShow

https://t.co/qJglgvJAMi

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

Glad Tidings* we bring, to you and your kin. BRAND NEW The The One Show Show as our Christmas gift to you! Join myself, @marchaynes and the Christmas tree-mendous @EmmaKennedy as we take TVs The One Show to task for a festive special @TheOneShowShow

*little listened to podcast

[thetheoneshowshow @TheOneShowShow]

NAZI GORILLAS, RONAN KEATING'S ARTIFICIAL KEYBOARD and RAIN ON DARK, DARK TARMAC!

It can only mean one thing - TTOSS is BACK for a Christmas special with wonderguest @EmmaKennedy!

MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL*

*Unless you content-produce The One Show.

https://t.co/4j69WQd3I7

[thetheoneshowshow @TheOneShowShow]

@Dorset_Pleb @GaryBarlow @BBCRadio2 Let's kick that bad news in the arse - the Xmas Special's on the way!

[Come Strictly Dancing @curseofstrictly]

FINALS PART THREE: The Strictly train keeps on rolling. Hark as we build towards the giddy climax. https://t.co/vLRrUOzUUM 💃🏻✨🕺