Joshua Hassall

just your average guy, learning that when life knocks you down, you've got to roll over and look at the stars

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

Whatever you do, don't buy @ITV X premium. Worst streaming service going. Never seems to work and always buffering. Terrible. Can't watch anything let alone miss the adverts

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

@MetroUK I waited 7 hours and cancelled it because I got some medication quicker from a family member that saved my life from not being able to breath. Major asthma attack and not even a call in 7 hours for a check up. Disgusting

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

@GBNEWS Funny how he's come out now he's dead and not here to defend himself. Lowest of the low. Prick

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

@GBNEWS I agree with the daughter on this but let's face it, we will soon be taxed on anything imaginable. England's government strive on greed

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

@sookiedo @GBNEWS Our government rape us left right and centre. Can't even die without having money taken off you. England is just pure greed. Then they wonder why people are struggling and say they understand?! Whilst on 87K a year plus expenses. Absolute PIGS

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

Do you think @samsmith is going for a cook in the bag chicken vibe for tonight's @BRITAwards ?? #BRITs    #Brits2023    #SamSmith #chicken

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

@BritishGas blow these bastards up

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

When #mrkipling say they're "Bursting with chunks" I think this one forgot the memo

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

Jill Allen - King on #PrideofBritainAwards is my absolute hero!! What comedy gold. Absolutely bloody brilliant. #Blind #cantseewhatyouredoing

[Krishnan Guru-Murthy @krishgm]

After a robust interview with Steve Baker MP I used a very offensive word in an unguarded moment off air.  While it was not broadcast that word in any context is beneath the standards I set myself and I apologise unreservedly. I have reached out to Steve Baker to say sorry

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

@krishgm Why apologise when you're being a real human as well as a news broadcaster? Don't apologise, the nation is right behind you, it was aired and to be fair at least you're truthful! Can't say that about many news reporters

[Owen Lloyd @Owen_Lloyd07]

If you ever want to feel disgustingly single, take yourself to IKEA on your own and sit in the restaurant. I am in the queue by two gay couples discussing the items they’ve bought for their first homes.

I just have a lint roller in my basket.

At least the meatballs are gorge.

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

@ZakHxxx @eurocreme Gotta say, you've always been a looker. Just had a cheeky watch of it, hot as fuck

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

Trying to get a message from any of the @ManUtd team for a lads 11th birthday. He is having a stadium tour on Wednesday 12th on his actual birthday but wondering if we can get a personalised message too. #help #ManchesterUnited #ManUtd

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

Absolutely LOVE @BoxMenswear
The fact that they're all about body positivity and they prove that men come in all shapes and sizes is absolutely necessary! They've definitely broke the mould. THANK YOU!! #boxmenswear #UnderwearDay #bodypositivity

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

Congratulations to the @Lionesses you've made me cry with pride. #englandwomen #englandvsgermany #EnglandGermany #football

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

just had a message saying thanks for last night u was best ive had. dont remember a fuckin thing but she looks like a fridge. not my proudest moment but another one on tally. id rather score 100 tap ins than 10 worldies. cheers

[Joshua Hassall @TheOnlyJB90]

@CharnwoodBC are absolutely useless. You wonder why people fall behind on council tax?! You couldn't organise a piss up at the pub!!! You're absolutely shocking! Penalise the poor while rubbing your palms. For what? Some flower bulbs?? #JOKE