Jonty Smith - 📎-ist

Musician, punster…trying my best…living on the land of the Wurundjeri Woi wurrung people..

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@KirstyWebeck Whatever you do, do NOT eat a raw onion!!

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@adamhillscomedy Limpin’ Park

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@dontattempt Or Pseudo Eco(nomics)…

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@andytomlee Congrats, Andy! Wishing you all the best for the future.

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@whoelsebutalf Slept on my Men At Work t-shirt and woke up in a land down under (holding a vegemite sandwich, of course).

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@annaspargoryan You’re right, that amount would get eaten up very quickly. Even for just a single person!! Add kids into the mix, and it would go even quicker! What do you think is a better starting point?? I guess your financial position is irrelevant (or should be?) in this situation.

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Happy to say I know @EvangelineVic, what a fantastic performance! And an incredible experience (no doubt the atmosphere was electric!)!

[Isuzu UTE A-League @aleaguemen]

Goosebumps 🎻😍

This rendition of Seven Nation Army before the Melbourne Derby was absolutely incredible 🙌

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@itsdaveoneil The manager would’ve been busy! 😁

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@NoContextHumans Having a criminal record as long as your 5-iron and still being able to run for President in your 70s…

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I am yet to see any evidence of a man with a sexual assault allegation against him to admit “Yes, I did that”…it’s all “I deny all of these accusations” bullshit!
Prove me wrong, please!!

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@dontattempt Probably gastro, I’d say…

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@danilic Cheap wine and the three gay goats!

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@lesstenny I can tell you that the waiting list for any aged care assessment will be horrendously long. The usual suspects of ‘lack of funding’ and ‘not enough staff’ will always be there. Even after the RC, it’s still a slow process.

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@carlyfindlay @KirstyWebeck As they say in the theatre, “brekkie a leg!”

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@Komaniecki_R Schrödinger's music…

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@Komaniecki_R He needs to do some arrangements in the other 11 keys so that the poor baritone player can learn all of the notes.

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@AjvictoryMD My mind boggles that there are still men out there that have absolutely zero cooking skills…have they not been paying attention at all? Did they not learn a single thing in their whole life?

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@Martyfields Did you trip over the MenuLog?

[Doherty Institute @TheDohertyInst]

Today is International Day of Women and Girls in Science. We spoke with members of our team at different stages of their career, to learn about their journey and what it means to them to be a woman in science 👉https://t.co/QBGG8nZygX
#WomenInScience #IDWGS @UniMelbMDHS @TheRMH

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@Roshan_Rinaldi From reading that, it sounds like he wants to take the warning labels off and see what happens.