The year is 2119. Baltimore is a wasteland. The ikkle yutes have waged a savage war on the jiggleyangs for 67 years. There is no end in sight.
President Jalen Brunson the third has vowed to quell tensions in the region.
Ladies and gentlemen I’d like to apologize in advance.
I will be randomly repeating “AND I CANT SLEEP THRU THE NIGHT” and “HATING CUZ IM ABLE” for the foreseeable future.
Now that the Knicks won the championship, I see what I been missing out on all these years. I see what yall saying now. When niggas glorify bonafide losers over your winner and champion shit make ya skin crawl
Just been randomly staring off into space and laughing to myself all day.
“NBA Champions.”
Will this ever feel real? Maybe at the parade…WE HAVING A FUCKING PARADE?!?!?!? If I’m dreaming don’t ever wake me up.