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[アメリカ大使館 @usembassytokyo]

In Tokyo tomorrow? Celebrate America’s 250th birthday by watching the Tokyo Tower, Rainbow Bridge, and Tokyo Aqua Symphony illuminated! Snap a photo or video of Red, White, and Blue lighting up the night sky. We’d love to share your photos!
Simply use #A250inJapan

Light-up Times:
🇺🇸🇯🇵Tokyo Tower: Friday, July 3, 2026 7:00 PM – midnight
🇺🇸🇯🇵Rainbow Bridge: Friday, July 3, 2026 7:00 PM – midnight
🇺🇸🇯🇵Tokyo Aqua Symphony: Friday, July 3, 2026 6:30PM – 9:30 PM

[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.

[American Dad @_NotAmericanDad]

The collab we needed

[USF Elite Pain🤘🏻 @TheOnlyMasse]

Unfathomably demonic.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

The Rape Gang Inquiry Report.

https://t.co/EuKgGWBRhS

[Fr Joseph Hudson @acloudofsaints]

POV: When the bishops of your country consecrate the nation to the Sacred Heart of Jesus and suddenly this happens.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[USF Elite Pain🤘🏻 @TheOnlyMasse]

Correct.

[Throne Spud @ThroneSpud]

Here are my 2026 College Football season record predictions for the South Florida Bulls💚

This is part of a series where I Predict All 138 FBS Team’s records for 2026! One of the only social media accounts to individually predict each team's record, game by game.

Passionate college football fans are found everywhere. This account was built to shine a spotlight on all colleges and fanbases; not just the ones that receive the majority of the media attention.

Drop your thoughts below💭

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

USF on the rise!

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.

[USF Elite Pain🤘🏻 @TheOnlyMasse]

@Jarebear81787 @RHiggins_USF

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

It's good, but the actual best version of Pumped Up Kicks is this.

[USF Elite Pain🤘🏻 @TheOnlyMasse]

Ok, I’m sold..

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Joy Reid's warning about the far-right:

"Their plan? 0 income tax, 0 regulation, earn as much as you want, your family inherits it all!"

[USF Elite Pain🤘🏻 @TheOnlyMasse]

Catholics are so back.

[University of Notre Dame @NotreDame]

Due to a record number of participants in the University’s Order of Christian Initiation for Adults process, attendance at tonight's Easter Vigil will be extremely limited.

To accommodate OCIA participants and their loved ones, the following guidelines have been put in place:

[USF Elite Pain🤘🏻 @TheOnlyMasse]

@CollinSherwin Look up PureJoyMccoy on Instagram. He does this daily. It’s awesome

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Protestant Quarterback Throws Beautiful Hail Christ Alone Pass https://t.co/wb6hcNNw0y

[USF Elite Pain🤘🏻 @TheOnlyMasse]

Can I have a million of this? Slide into my DMs for details on where to send. Cheers, buddy

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@iam_smx *trillioniare

[CBS News @CBSNews]

FACT CHECK: MURDER RATE

In his 2026 State of the Union, President Trump said, "Last year, the murder rate saw its single largest decline in recorded history. This is the biggest decline, think of it in recorded history, the lowest number in over 125 years." A CBS News fact check has determined that is true.

DETAILS: https://t.co/IQdFBNzlyb

[USF Elite Pain🤘🏻 @TheOnlyMasse]

Public executions need to be reinstated

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

A statement from the Rape Gang Inquiry.

[Bishop Robert Barron @BishopBarron]

A recent statement by Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez illuminates the Marxist ideology which continues to take hold of American politicians. Here are my thoughts.

[Football @BostonConnr]

The Bruins are the kings of the outdoor game

Stop the fight, the Lightning are getting their asses handed to them by the Bruins and the yellow jerseys look fantastic up 5-1

Go home Tampa, this game is over